by orbsplitter May 9, 2009
Get the shit with hair on mug.A diarrhea like substance that will make you scream and shout until it is all out. It usually last for a day or longer. If it ends up in your pants it is the worst clean up you will ever experience.
by Piazzaboy25 July 7, 2017
Get the Runny Shit mug.When a piece of shit slightly comes out while you're trying hard to shit it out but when you stop it returns into the rectum. Most of the time it happens repeatedly.
Dave: What took you so long man?
John: Sorry man I had some peekaboo shit and it just wouldn't come out
John: Sorry man I had some peekaboo shit and it just wouldn't come out
by TheBrokenBackFucker August 27, 2016
Get the Peekaboo shit mug.One fine summertime Sunday evening
Crenshaw Boulevard was in full swing
Perfect example of how looks can be deceiving
Rolled up to what I thought was a pretty young thing
Rollin in a purple samuri suzuki dookie braids was an aid to her sex appeal
Dude she was dope man real dope on the real
Well anyway I went toot toot she said hey a beep beep
The next day rolled down to the beach, deuce deep
Me and my new Crenshaw cutie
Coolin on the beach and now she's rubbin on my booty
Suck suck suckin on my neck like dracula
But it wasn't all that spectacular
Cuz everytime I tried to touch upon her tay-titty
She would be like quit b
Bitch was frontin but I didn't say nothin
Then all of the sudden after someone pushed the button
I got a funny feeling like something was real wrong
Looked at her shoes and her feets was real long
Then it hit me oh please god no
Don't let this ho turn out to be a john doe
He pulled a fast one on me yo
I guess that's one of those things that make you go: shit!
Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh
Shit
Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit....
Crenshaw Boulevard was in full swing
Perfect example of how looks can be deceiving
Rolled up to what I thought was a pretty young thing
Rollin in a purple samuri suzuki dookie braids was an aid to her sex appeal
Dude she was dope man real dope on the real
Well anyway I went toot toot she said hey a beep beep
The next day rolled down to the beach, deuce deep
Me and my new Crenshaw cutie
Coolin on the beach and now she's rubbin on my booty
Suck suck suckin on my neck like dracula
But it wasn't all that spectacular
Cuz everytime I tried to touch upon her tay-titty
She would be like quit b
Bitch was frontin but I didn't say nothin
Then all of the sudden after someone pushed the button
I got a funny feeling like something was real wrong
Looked at her shoes and her feets was real long
Then it hit me oh please god no
Don't let this ho turn out to be a john doe
He pulled a fast one on me yo
I guess that's one of those things that make you go: shit!
Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh
Shit
Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit....
by Starkk September 23, 2013
Get the Oh Shit mug.A prank that entails taking a dump in the toilet tank, as opposed to the toilet bowl. When executing a stadium shit, it appears as though you are seated on a bleacher at a stadium, hence the name.
This prank is usually performed at the residence of one that you dislike.
The result of this prank is that no matter how many times the toilet is flushed, there's still going to be shit in it.
This prank is usually performed at the residence of one that you dislike.
The result of this prank is that no matter how many times the toilet is flushed, there's still going to be shit in it.
To get even with my boss for stiffing me for a raise, I took a stadium shit at his house when he invited everyone over for Christmas.
by Peter Paul Gualtieri February 11, 2009
Get the stadium shit mug.When giving anal to an individual that has not recently done a poop. It requires at least one male so the penis can be put into the others asshole so the penis and oncoming poop connect with their tips causing the docking effect. The poo will be pushed back into the human body on contact with the penis. It can be used to help put turtlenecks back into the asshole on emergency actions.
by xxx_ifs_xxx March 13, 2018
Get the shit docking mug.by Nacho Grande November 19, 2007
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