National butt touch day

On April 12 I can touch a girls ass but no grab only if they allow u to so ask first

Today is national butt touch day

by White man named longer May 25, 2018

National Fuck Branson Day

National Fuck Branson Day is a day where you fuck a guy named Branson on 01/22.

It's National Fuck Branson Day today. Guess I'm gonna rape him!

by Xxpussyslayer45 January 22, 2019

National Kick Dick Day

May 5 the national day that any girl has the right to kick a males dick/balls, but only on may 5.

Marisa: Hey Linda its National Kick Dick Day.
Linda : yes I'm gonna go kick Marcos in the balls.
Marcos: I heard that.

by dumber than dumb May 3, 2021

National troll face day

Troll faces are a very valuable and important part of American history and culture. Celebrated on November 25th each year, gives people something to look foreword to before thanksgiving.

Sam: “Holy shit, tomorrow is national troll face day.”

Gino: “pog”

by Gp0 November 24, 2020

national short people day

people who are shorter than you are supposed to be appreciated

aye its national short people day

yoo congrats on being a smurf

by bruv325 December 14, 2020

National Derek Day

To celebrate Derek's arrival on planet Earth

Happy National Derek Day to My caucasian niggers

by No Clout Papa April 18, 2019

National Retard Day

On April 16 it a day where Aaron Vega Won’t stop being a Retard

You:Aaron is being a retard again
Your Homie: it’s National Retard Day

You: oh your right

by Aaron is a retard April 15, 2020