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Deadlift Finger

When your sealift session was so intense and good your finger or fingers are all fucked up.
"Bro, good lift"
"Thanks, but damn all that weight gave me a deadlift finger"
by Arnold Schwarzenlifter July 6, 2015
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Note Finger

The residue of ink that accumulates on the ring finger while writing.
"Fuck, I got a bad case of Note Finger after Mr Jefferson's class".
by not behind you July 14, 2015
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Lurk Finger

A subtle, obscene gesture used when you can't find the words of hatred to use against another individual (human, animal, etc.) Generally used against authority figures, such as a supervisor, superintendent, or even a bossy in-law. Gesture is performed by sliding your hand down to your thigh area, and popping an upside down middle digit.
Feelings conveyed while using this gesture are "go f*ck a hat" "sit on it and rotate" "please wash your mouth with a 12 gauge" and "I will fill your urethra with pine cones". Ladies and gentlemen, the Lurk Finger.
by PooBandito August 19, 2015
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Indian finger painting

When you finger a woman when she is on her period. You take your bloody finger and draw on her or yourself.
My girlfriend just started her period so we tried Indian finger painting thats when you finger a woman when she is on her period. You take your bloody finger and draw on her or yourself.
by juan Carlos 69 October 9, 2015
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phantom fingered

When a man in a sitting position farts and it travels forward tickling the taint and balls on its quest for freedom
Dude I got phantom fingered at the movies last night
by 5753:78((8 March 2, 2016
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Toffee Finger

When wiping your ass and your finger breaks through the toilet paper.
"hey Nick, Smell this finger!"
"Dude, did you just toffee finger in the bathroom you sicko?!"
by Wayne The 1st March 26, 2016
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Faggy Finger Flapper

One who chooses to use a regular controller on a guitar hero game
Hey Andrew , you only beat me in guitar hero 3, because you use a controller

It doesn't matter i still beat you

no your just a Faggy Finger Flapper
by Campbell-toe May 10, 2016
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