Kevin- Yo, bro last night I was eating out Sarahs coochi and she didnt cum for 3 hours. My jaw is fucked up
Steve- Eating turtle will do that to you. You have my sympathies.
Girl- Come ova chyea boy and eat dis turtle.
Boy- I dont want to be engulfed in your box for 2 days so.... No.
Steve- Eating turtle will do that to you. You have my sympathies.
Girl- Come ova chyea boy and eat dis turtle.
Boy- I dont want to be engulfed in your box for 2 days so.... No.
by BodiesByJustin June 27, 2014
Get the Eating turtlemug. Everytime One Person Eats Smacks Cereal <Slope>, Another Person Whispers In One's Ear:"' Yo Te Mate'"
Everytime One Person Eats Smacks Cereal <Slope>, Another Person Whispers In One's Ear:"' Yo Te Mate'"
by LeSouffleDeVersailles April 23, 2025
Get the Everytime One Person Eats Smacks Cereal <Slope>, Another Person Whispers In One's Ear:"' Yo Te Mate'"mug. New variation of "fuck off" or "eat shit and die." Came up with this when I had trolls piss me off and it's Christmas time. So instead of telling someone to eat shit, you can tell them to eat coal.
Troll says: Hey Asian, go steal another white husband.
I say: Hey troll, I doubt anyone is getting your rude ass anything for Christmas. Go eat coal.
I say: Hey troll, I doubt anyone is getting your rude ass anything for Christmas. Go eat coal.
by Consuela, M. December 19, 2016
Get the go eat coalmug. Using your hand muscles to put food in your mouth then using your face and jaw muscles to chew your food then swallow with your throat and mouth muscles
I eat food
by thatonestupidgaykid July 24, 2021
Get the Eatmug. I eated it all
by maddzzz06 March 19, 2025
Get the Eatedmug. "eat pant" is a bootleg version of Bart Simpsons from "The Simpsons" catchphrase which is "Eat my shorts!" The words come from a birthday cake which had a poorly made image of Bart next to the text which was spelt like "eAT PANT"
by Reidling123 August 26, 2023
Get the eat pantmug. You see how suggesting that I would have to do that is indicative of the actual problem I'm talking about right? Like, I know you want me to validate some kind of overcoming adversity narrative you had in your head there but you see how you saying that literally means I'm right about them fucking the fact cocks and the fat cocks can just do whatever right?
Hym "You see the problem there right? So if you have a small dick you can eat out or something but if you have a fat cock then what? Fuck all of the women and then I have to have a relationship with them in between pipings? No. Give me my fucking money. You are trying to deny me my every desire for nothing more than I want the thing. I'm not wrong to want money. I'm not wrong to want sex. I'm not letting you take this from me."
by Hym Iam November 28, 2024
Get the Eat outmug.