Page 3 Effect

The Page 3 Effect is the phenomenon that on any online forum large enough, almost any thread will be derailed by page 3. Occurs most often in threads about touchy subjects, both serious (politics, AIDS, etc.) to stupid (Which class is overpowered in TF2, meme's, general flaming, etc.)
"Hey man, what happened to my thread?"

"Oh, it got locked because the Page 3 Effect kicked in."
by Kookygoose May 15, 2009
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The Movie Theater Effect

A phenomena where a new business or service initially creates much excitement or popularity, followed by weeks of less business.
Person 1: Yo, do you think that the casino that just got table games is gonna be crowded the second weekend its been open?

Person 2: Na man, its the Movie Theater Effect. They were probably most crowded last weekend- this weekend they should be a lot less crowded.
by DolCheezy June 26, 2010
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Post Malone Effect

The "Post Malone Effect" is a particularly enigmatic psychosocial theory based on the phenomena of sexy women apparently attracted to the objectively unattractive and tubby-ass Post Malone. The theory states that it is not in fact how handsome Post Malone is, but how BUTT ASS UGLY Post Malone is that makes him attractive to women. The Post Malone Effect can often be seen in Southern California where crusty tools with poor hygiene and fat business-type middle-aged men with male pattern baldness appear to be partnered with beautiful women. Some less extreme examples are Jay-Z and Beyonce, or Hugh Jackman and Deborra-Lee Furness. In the case of an Beautiful-Male / Ugly-Female (BMUF), such as Hugh Jackman and Deborra-Lee Furness, The Post Malone Effect is interchangeable with it's analogue coined for that exact scenario: The Hugh Jackman Effect.

(The Post Malone Effect is often believed to correlate with social status and money, but growing evidence appearing in the early 21st century seems to counter this common belief providing a path for further study and academic analysis)
Handsome Nigga 1: "Damn that mf is ugly, he look like he take gas station vitamins. How did he get with Padma Lakshmi?"

Handsome Nigga 2: "The Post Malone Effect... fuck being handsome."

Ugly Nigga Friend: "Hell yeah nigga, fuck being handsome."
by UglyNiggaComeUp February 24, 2021
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Kanye West Effect

The quality of elevating everything you touch to success and being the campass of cool
Yeah Matt has that Kanye West effect when it comes to clothes bro, everything he wears just becomes cool
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5 minute effect

Refers to the unexpected hammer of highness that drops on your dome after smoking some surprisingly dank weed.
"Hmm. I don't know, dude. I feel like there's something weird about this bud. I just don't feel...."

"Hopefully the 5 minute effect kicks in, or we're going to have to get a refund or some shit."
by Q&P November 05, 2010
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paper bag effect

Dreaming of a paper bagg over some ones face
you talk to a girl nice body face looks like she got hit by a truck you imagin somethin to cover her face so you can get on with the conversation with out thinkin about her face
by Anonymous June 12, 2003
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Lara Croft Effect

When playing a computer game and despite pressing all the right buttons, your character does something wrong or completely random. Typical of the Lara Croft games, even on all platforms.
Dude: Hey man you just died! You were supposed to jump over the gap! Why did you dive into it?

Non-dude: Hey man! Don't get at me! That's the Lara Croft Effect!
by The_Dudeman October 17, 2010
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