Mojave cock

Mojave cock is when you feel like your cock just journeyed through the Mojave because it's been dry for so long.

Since my girlfriend broke up with me last month I've developed a serious case of Mojave cock.

by anon5878 August 20, 2013

Cock Locker

The mouth or vagina of an annoying person.

"I wish that bag at the register would shut her cock locker and write the fucking check already."

"She's fucking nasty! - But, Dude! - You could pack a change of clothes in that skank's cock locker."

by Abdev Eurek August 21, 2013

Cock Barf

The product of vomiting after having a huge cock down your throat

Nessa cock barfed after she choked on the big dick she was sucking.

by Dardy4 The Party September 3, 2013

cock save

v. 1. when your friends save you from from hooking up with an ugly or otherwise undesirable female (or if you're gay an undesirable male). 2. the act of saving your friend's cock when he is too drunk to do so for himself.

ant: cock block

"dude, my sister totally cock blocked me last night"
"man, did you see the girl you were with?... i'd say she cock saved you"

by J.Dizzie May 30, 2012

Pineapple Cock

a penis that has multiple bumps resembling the roughness of the outside of a pineapple

"My pineapple cock looks terrible!"

by shaboinga January 1, 2012

Cock pool

A pool of hot man-batter left in a ladies belly button after emptying out over her stomach, similar to a "rock-pool" left on a beach when the tide has gone out

I was absolutely busting the other night, by the time I had finished banging the snatch out of Vera I left a deep cock pool

by cheffykins January 8, 2012

Cock screen

When 5 guys simultaneously Cock block you in formation.

He walked over to the hot babe but was Cock screened by her body guards.

by ENN_LLR_LISTEN June 28, 2011