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cock boutique

collective term for a bunch of cocks.
Newport Scum are a cock boutique.
by The Dish Liqueur February 28, 2009
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spazz cock

The flapping motion of your cock as your coming.
Ah man! I was in the middle of sex with my girlfriend when I pulled out and spazz cocked all over here when I just wanted a break.
by Nobby’s Nuts November 30, 2017
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Cock screen

When 5 guys simultaneously Cock block you in formation.
He walked over to the hot babe but was Cock screened by her body guards.
by ENN_LLR_LISTEN June 28, 2011
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table cock

A table with dildo drilled into it were female can have a relaxing seat
I made my girl a table cock for christmas
by bigman7224 January 4, 2014
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cock scandal

Typically, this involves any kind of event that is perceived to be morally wrong - but involving cocks. Firstly, a cock scandal is normally a gay man that desires cock so badly they will go to absolutely any lengths to get it. Secondly, a cock scandal could potentially rise to mainstream media sources especially if it someone famous.
I can't believe he shagged his boyfriends dad! Jerome literally has created such a cock scandal. The press will be all over this, he needs to be careful.
by fanyole23 March 4, 2019
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cock bath

The act of cleaning your genitals in a bathroom sink (or any type of sink), after participating in a sexually activity. This activity could include masturbation as well as any other form of sex. The sink is filled with warm soapy water for which you are to dip your member for cleaning (tippy toes may be required for men of height less than 5'9). A cock bath is ideal in situations where you have no time or ability to take a full shower but require clean genitalia.

This method avoids the painstakingly long task of an actual shower, while still achieving a clean scent free genital area.
As I was leaving my side bitches house and heading for home I took a quick cock bath to avoid detection by my girlfriend.
by tndo February 19, 2015
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alligator cock

by Cock_sniffer November 24, 2021
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