shit phantom

when a party-goer uses the bathroom, turns off the water to the toilet (via knob below the toilet bowl), flushes the toilet until the water no longer runs, then proceeds to shit in the toilet.

The shit phantom struck again at Jay C's house.

by Mike B. and Mike V. January 8, 2008

Shit for dicks

Also derived from the commonly used phrase "fuck all", "shit for dicks" also means nothing, not a single thing.

"I'm out, there's shit for dicks left in this glass "

by wordestablishment February 2, 2016

felonious shit

Activities of a felonious nature.

When me and my boys are rollin' through the hood, we up to some felonious shit.

by Nosefuckers Incorporated September 28, 2013

dollar shit

The act of taking a shit while on the clock at an hourly job, resulting in beind paid aproxametly a dollar for taking the shit.

Im gonna go take a dollar shit.

by usmc93 July 6, 2010

giggles and shits

What happens when there is too much shits and giggles

It's all shits and giggles until somebody giggles and shits

by Forever alone August 30, 2016

Shit mother

Combination of holy shit and mother fucker: an exclamation of excitement or approval

Shit mother! That's what I'm talking about!

by Nacho Grande November 19, 2007

Rope Shits

the feeling you get when you go to the restroom and it feels like some one is pulling a rope out of your asshole.
and it hurts really bad.

Bagley, i have a bad case of the Rope shits and it hurts, so don't touch me.

by ChristianBag October 8, 2009