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michael

a stupid dirty slave who solely depends on eating chicken and drinking cool aid to survive
hey have you seen michael today?
nah he's too busy eating chicken and practising shooting his glock
by nweionofnef March 17, 2024
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Michael

Michaels are so fucking hot. They usually have curly hair. Michaels are extremely funny and cute with the people that the enjoy being with . Michaels are hygienic , meaning they are clean. They also tend to be muscular with beautiful, sexy abs and biceps. They don't like flexing much tho and are usually quite. Michaels have amazing personalities and although u find them rude to other people, they really are caring if u don't carry out a bad influence or bad attitude towards them. As a friend, Michaels are amazing people and help u in any way u can as long as u respect them. Michaels also don't like cursing and using inappropriate words but if they feel attacked verbally, they would use em. Although they seem quite and by themselves at times, do not underestimate them. They are noticing everything that is happening around them and they can be very dangerous if u make them ur enemy. U may make fun of em and Michaels are fine with that, BUT if borders are passed and u say something personal... nah i feel sorry fer u. Michaels are athletic and agile as well. One thing all people should know is that they should NEVER, EVER run in a race against a Michael. Dont...Just dont. THEY WILL FUCKING LEAVE U IN THE DUST. THEY ARE FAST. TOOOO FAST FOR UR LEVEL. DONT. MICHAELS ARE BUILT DIFFERENT! THEY GON BE EMBARRASING U. jus a quic warning , incase u decide too race one...
"OMG ITS MICHAEL!!!"
"AH! Ik. HES SO HOT AF"
"Bitch stay back, that boy mine!"
by Gab-54h March 18, 2024
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oliver michael wagner

Something or someone in which whom particaptes in mass goon sessions while getting blumpkins from black oily men
Nathan is such an oliver michael wagner bro
by ignatiuslaflamme March 18, 2024
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michael ceu

a really nice person usually short, that can be super fun and funny, He can also be really stupid. but he is overall a really great guy.
oh your dating a michael ceu, good for you girlfriend.
by chiken nuggers March 21, 2024
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Michael

Michael is a ni??a
Michael plays games all day he is the type to stay in his room till 2 in the. Michael is the type of person to be quiet but when you really get to know him he’ll insult you everyday.
Hi Im Michael and I like butt
Michael likes to eat grass
Michael played a brass
Michael could go and cut out the mask
Michael did a good pass

Michael said “your an ass”
by Underdog441 March 21, 2024
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Michael

pro ultrakill player please give him money
hey Michael youre so good at ultrakill
by m1chael717 March 23, 2024
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Michael and Naomi

Michael and Naomi are two people that have been friends ever since they were kids. They love each other and are good friends. Michael and Naomi are always there for each other.

Michael and Naomi are now married and have 555 kids. They created an orphanage together and love each of their 555 kids dearly. But nothing beats their love for each other.
"Michael and Naomi love each other very much."
"Look! Its Michael and Naomi, the two owners of the Monkey Orphanage"
by michaelzhaq March 24, 2024
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