M-J

the guy that is friends with everyone, the guy with good music taste and wears cool things, the guy who takes his gf to cafes and they just laugh around, the guy that is perfect in every way. ❤️❤️

damn I wish I had a M-J like ivy

by bokutosasstho January 5, 2021

J HOLE

When your so stoned you can't move

I smoked so much weed I think I'm in a J hole!!

by Mr Mango Head May 6, 2025

Alex J. M

Stubborn, won't listen to you, likes to be right majority of the time, responds with f3 to whatever you say, refuses to talk, and very funny to the point of dying laughing. He is also kind, considerate, goal oriented, caring, there for you if you need him. But, let's not focus on the latter.

Alex J. M is always cussing somebody out.

by Alex's wonderful friend March 26, 2019

PB & J

Pussy, bitches and jazz. Can either be used at school to hide your true intentions, or just as a fun abbreviation. Many people prefer to sub the J for “Jizz”, “Jam”, or “Junk”. These are all valid options.

“Dave could really use some PB & J, he’s been really down lately since his break up.”

by Daddyman93 September 12, 2019

J-Stew

Jstew is usually a complete pussy ass bitch who usually wears a man bun and thinks he gets a lot of girls but really he's doesn't.

Look at that kid
What a little bitch
He must be a J-stew

by coolkatz944i383837474 September 17, 2016

jumphobia/j

fear of mapel bind, having anxiety during and before mapel bind

anw its purely a joke, i dont have any intentions to mocks someone else <3

emma : i think i have jumphobia/j
anna : that must be sucks right?

by smckmyass November 6, 2021

Smurf J

Receiving a blow job from a partner with a blue mouth, such as immediately after sucking on a blue raspberry sucker.

Dude, Rachael gives the best Smurf J’s.

by catheterking June 26, 2020