This cool dawg is part of the lapford massive and his two favourite colours are white and green ;). He likes to slip it in the ass with the chicks and doesn’t mind a good pegging himself!
by Lapford Mafia October 31, 2020

That one guy in his friend group has a model girlfriend. He stands up for his mates when they are in trouble, if one of his friends gets in a fight he will 100% get involved. He is extremely athletic and does a whole lot of sport.
by ℝy𝕫eシ︎ August 2, 2022

Someone who will brag about going to the invention convention for an idea that he got from a movie. He will leave work early because he has a wife and two kids but will leave them alone so that he can go lose 10k in a poker game. Someone who will get mad at you if you say someone else is your best friend over him. A man who will ignore you or walk away from you when talking to him. He will call you dumb and tell you that your opinion is wrong and hang up the phone when you are arguing and make a good opposing point. Ryan will drive home before eating his Taco Bell even though food like that must be enjoyed immediately. A Ryan will send you a thousand reels on Instagram.
Example 1:
“You’re not doing too well in poker tonight.”
“Yeah, I think I’m just going to pull a Ryan.”
Example 2:
“You’re just going to walk away from the conversation because someone made a good opposing argument? Wooooow, don’t be a Ryan!”
“You’re not doing too well in poker tonight.”
“Yeah, I think I’m just going to pull a Ryan.”
Example 2:
“You’re just going to walk away from the conversation because someone made a good opposing argument? Wooooow, don’t be a Ryan!”
by not-a-ryan June 8, 2022

The accepted reality that promises made by Republican candidates won't come true. Wisconsin Congressman Paul Ryan claimed that he was a "Solid Conservative", when in fact he was a self-promoting sleazeball that lied for several years without any shame. Ryan promised great things in his campaigns, but the USA suffered severe losses during his tenure in Congress.
During 2024, Trump was out there making big promises about eliminating taxes on tips and Social Security payments. Now we see the Paul Ryan Effect in action. Tips and Social Security payments are still being taxed and there is no fix in sight.
by TheFleeceMan April 17, 2025
