Being a Russell

When a friend tells you to get on an online service such as Xbox or PC, but when you get on, your friend is playing with someone else on a different game not predetermined or a game you do not have, or they simply "dont feel like it anymore". This is especially effective when you are in the middle of something and the person being a Russell interrupts your task.

Man, Adam was being a Russell last night when he told me to play PC with him but when I got on he was playing a game I didn't have and wouldn't play with me

by dmanham123 March 13, 2014

double handed russian

Double underleg maturbation. To put ones arms under ones legs, grapple the rod and tug one out ferociously

My nobs throbbin, I'm going home for a double handed russian.

by Thystephen May 15, 2016

Italian Blind Russian

When in Italy and you want a white or blind Russian, but they don’t have Kaluha. Instead you ask for tumbler, full of ice, with one shot of vodka, single espresso, and top off with Bailey’s. Boom, Italian Blind Russian!!! Substitute cream for Italian White Russian.

Senore, per favore, Un Italian Blind Russian

by ThierryPubesHenry October 22, 2018

Winking in Russian

When a woman gapes her butthole open and closed

That stripper is winking in Russian at me

by Jonny_0blivion January 24, 2019

pee like a Russian racehorse

A medical condition describing the copious diuresis experienced by postpartum women about 6 hours after delivery.

As a nurse, you should expect the new mommy to pee like a Russian racehorse within the first 24 hours after delivery.

by InstituteOfNursingParlance September 7, 2019

Columbian White Russian

White Russian with coffee

I’m in the mood for a Columbian White Russian.

by Sweatpants queen November 2, 2019

Alex Parker Russell

An amazing person, who is a joy to be with. He’s very sheltered and has a lot to learn. He can be difficult to work with at some points, but just being with him is worth it in the end. He is super smart, but will deny any good thing you say about him. He will try to work out his problems all by himself and even though he’s sheltered he has a horny side just like every male. You need to be careful with him. He will gain feelings so fast and it will be so hard for him to get over his feelings. Make sure to treat him well and love him when you have him.

Person 1: woah it’s an Alex Parker Russell

Person 2: be careful with him and treat him well

by Urmomhouse November 12, 2019