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Terminal gay

When you have reached this stage of gay, there is no turning back. You will die in about a month if this diagnosis is given to you.

Initially the only cure for Big Gay is receiving the treatment of "Big Secks" from a girl, however at the point the disease become "terminal" it has already ravaged your body, which will lead to imminent death of the patient.

At this time Scientists in the field of Memeology have searched for a possible cure, but their efforts are fruitless. They recommend for women to "Provide intercourse regularly to your partner, otherwise he may fall to the disease that has killed so many others.
Person 1: "I heard Johnny was diagnosed with Terminal Gay."
Person 2 (female): "If only I had provided him with the cure before It became too late..."
Person 1: "Yep, it's your fault he's gonna die in about a Month"
by Tyler the Beast August 30, 2018
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Double gay

Basically means straight. The two gays cancel each other out. If you actually tried to use it, thinking it means gay, you goofed up
Guy 1: I like playing volleyball
Guy 2: Lol that's a girl sport you double gay
Guy 1: Why yes, I am straight
Guy 2: FUCK!
by Anonymous, I guess June 5, 2018
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Gay Washing

Gay ɡā Washing ˈwäSHiNG - The act of altering source material and misinterpreting cannon of character or story to fit a LGBTQ+ narrative. Usually after the founder, or the previous owner has either died, or signed the company over to new owners.
Person 1: "I was reading in an article recently that this character was actually secretly gay, the funny thing is that the original author never mentioned it, or left anything for interpretation in the book to make me believe this."
Person 2: "Well this is a classic case of "Gay Washing". Now that (Walt Disney/J.R.R Tolkein/Stan Lee) has passed its easy to proclaim that in a news article, now that the creator has passed away."
by CarmelPopcornAndCoffee July 3, 2021
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thats gay

"thats gay" is a bit outdated, but you can still hear people use it to define something thats not cool, or bad. it is derogatory, and disrepectful to queer persons and the lgbtq community in general, as you are insinuating that something uncool, bad, or unpleasant is gay.
debbie: jimmy just broke up with me.
tommy: thats gay , he shouldnt have done that.
debbie: and thats disrespectful. you could find another way to describe the end of my heterosexual split
tommy: what?
debbie: decribing my breakup as gay, is rude and you should find another way to describe it.
tommy: wow! i didnt know that, i appologize! now my dick has grown 3 inches!
by gaybaerae July 10, 2022
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michael is gay

when a boy says they are so straight they are gay, does not act gay around the boys, hates gays, doesn't get bitches, from Greece.
by mppppppppppp444444 August 10, 2022
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Gai-Bloux

A team comprising of individuals of pure awesomeness that when together are god like.
The other other team had no chance against Gai-Bloux.
by CortestheConquer November 5, 2011
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Thomas is Gay

A Thomas is a very gay specimen of male, normally they are quite short and will tell other people that they are gay and that they are straight but inside they are wishing they were sucking dick.
Did you know that you are a 'Thomas is Gay'
by Thomasshitter September 20, 2020
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