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Two handed wonder

When your masturbate and pet your dog at the same time.
Did you hear about Tom, he is a two handed wonder.
by TwoHandedWonder October 9, 2016
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Two budgies

The two budgies or ttb alliance, is a secret alliance in which one must not speak off, he who knows of the two budgies must not speak of the two budgies, if a member of the ttb, has shared the secrets of the ttb alliance, you must the become a member, or you must face harsh punishments
Have you heard the two budgies sing, to white one would reply, yes I've heard such cheerful song
by Mustard tiger November 15, 2016
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two pete

The act of allowing two men to take turns slapping you in the face with their shaven ballsacks.
" Your looking alert ", "Why thank you I had a two pete last night !"
by T-Roy Tickle July 29, 2022
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Type Two Suck

Type two suck is the kind of thing that you enjoy in the moment but grow to regret later.
Adam “Man that 3 last night showed me a good time but now I can’t believe I hit that”
Jonathan “I get it, that’s some textbook type two suck”
by Bigandgreedy101 May 21, 2025
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two tents

we biult two tents
by udhvhds December 8, 2020
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Two handed

To use your hockey stick like Paul Bunyan chopping down players legs. Intentionally slashing a player usually in retaliation to a dirty play.
Teammate: "what happened behind the play on that last shift"

You: "that rat 63 took a late run at me so I two handed him"
by Bottom6forward420 July 11, 2021
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Alysemin; the perfect two

Alysemin is a shipping name made of 2 names called Aly and Yasemin. Alysemin is perfect, and more than 1,000,000 people ship it. Those two girls are so cute together, they have the best friendship ever and nobody can tear them apart. Alysemin is the definition of perfection, Alysemin is the most wonderful thing on earth. Another word for Alysemin is love. Alysemin is full of love, laughter, fun, happiness, joy and everything sweet and fun.

Alysemin forever and always, bitch.
Omg I ship ALYSEMIN so hard they're my otp they have to get married now!

Alysemin; the perfect two
by Hannahsweetgurlzloooool November 4, 2013
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