Law of Inverses in Fiction

The more hectic one's life becomes, the lower and trashier one has to read.

"Did you find a job, your lost dog, or a place to live yet?" "No, but I did get 50 Shades of Grey from the library, so the Law of Inverses in Fiction works."

by Bookwords June 12, 2013

Brown's Law

The practice or idea that most things in life can be improved by owning two of the same item, but on opposite sides of the spectrum of it's intended purpose. This allows you to enjoy the benefits of both extremes on either end without compromise.

-Brown's Law of transportion:
Sports car + Economy car

-Brown's Law of computers:
Gaming desktop + cheap laptop

by MRB703 April 15, 2024

co-great-great-grandaunt-in-law

Spouse's great-great-granduncle's wife.

My co-great-great-grandaunt-in-law is a good person.

by JAMP12 September 21, 2021

Dad's Law

Dad's law is the right of the father to turn the bed room of his first born in to a dad's pad or man cave E.G a games room , bar sports room , small cinama or pool room .

Him: The eldist has gone to uni time to sort the dad pad.

Her: erm who says I want a walk-in wardrobe!!!
Him: Dad's Law
Her: 😡😭🤬😡😭🤬

by Tippedthread1 August 15, 2024

Hutson’s Law

When trying to figure out what a project will cost and how long it will take to complete, you take the worst case scenarios that you can possibly imagine for both time and cost. When you have those 2 numbers you then multiply them both by 4 and that will give you an accurate estimate of what the project will actually cost and how long it will actually take to complete.

Aka: The 4x4 Rule

“Dude! The addition to my mom’s house was supposed to take a month and cost $2000. It’s been 4 months and you hand me a bill for $8000!! What the actual Eff?!?!?”

“I’m sorry man! I ignored Hutson’s Law and it bit me in the ass again. Tell your mom her dungeon will be ready soon, but she’s going to need to take a few more trips around the block to pay for it”

by Crash Hawthorne April 29, 2022

Taylor Law

A law that prevents NYC Civil Servants from going on strike you get penalized 2 days for every day you strike!

NYC Boss: The cops can't go on strike, don't they know its a violation of the Taylor Law!

by wo-14 January 8, 2019

Yuri's Law

Any thread containing Yuri or being its main focus, will eventually fall into NTR and cuckoldry territory as it is a representation of their fandom's inner desires.

Chad: I think Yuri is pretty cool. cute girls are meant to be with each other.

Mike: Actually, NTR'ing a girl from a guy is the purest thing ever though, because then the "stolen" girl would be purified from filthy male hands.

Chad: there it is, Yuri's Law in action.

by Cerrien December 9, 2022