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Lobster slap 

When you go to have sex but they've had crabs for more than 8 weeks
Bill: That prostitute just lobster slapped me
Joe: fuuuckkk man
Bill: It's gonna take weeks to get rid of it
Related Words

The Slap Bet

From the iconic show How I Met Your Mother: If one loses a bet they can choose 10 slaps at the moment or 5 slaps that can be used at any time.
If you lose you have to choose one of the options from the Slap Bet.

Jap Slap 

It means multiple things. Basically, its a WWII reference, meaning:

1. Karate chop. Japanese were known by soldiers for their superior hand to hand combat skills, particularly in karate.

2. To strike a person unexpectedly, similarly to a sucker punch.

3. Loosely, it refers to an unexpected attack or ambush.
Wow! Did you see Tom get into a fight, yesterday? He hit that guy with a vicious jap slap and almost knocked him out.
Jap Slap by Legendary63 July 21, 2018

Google-slap 

Google-slap: verb- the flick of the wrist to show someone the info on your cellphone, proving the statement they're making or just made, is wrong.
"Dude was trying to say some bullshit about London being the capitol of Paris, so a bunch of us whipped out our phones and GOOGLE-SLAPPED him into submission. The party was much more fun without that blowhard's continuous bs."
Google-slap by Yzur September 8, 2018

Slut Slap 

When you slap someone around the face with the end crust of a loaf of bread, otherwise known as the slut (ie fingered by everyone but wanted by none)
Jack what's that? *bam*, you just got slut slapped
Slut Slap by Jeff Jeffrey Jefferson September 19, 2018
When giving fellatio, the one who’s genitalia is being pleasured, pulls their penis out of the persons mouth and hits them across the face. This is done to add affect to climax, be degrading during sexual punishment.
I cock slapped her because she deserved it.
Cock Slap by Thedoggo October 8, 2018