Mid-poo entertainment

A form of entertainment used to engage oneself while defecating

While Alex was on the loo, he read the Wikipedia entry for Quantum mechanics on his iPhone as his mid-poo entertainment

by Default name November 22, 2009

poo placenta

the small hard stool that proceed the birth of a seven pound turd

"where's the khazi old boy, I can feel the poo placenta beginning to dislodge!"

by dan"da"man January 04, 2010

poo-tastic

The opposite of fantastic; horrible

Guy 1: "I'm having a fantastic day!"

Guy 2: "I'm having a poo-tastic day it totally sucks"

by idkperson;) p May 19, 2015

India poo hot sex 2017 compilation

An example of words Indian people who don’t speak good English trying to find porn by adding random tags together

“Oh jagmeet did you see the new sex video today?”
“No bhupinder”
“Ok jagmeet, just search something like: India poo hot sex 2017 compilation, and it should come up”

by King Louis XIV India October 18, 2019

poo war ship

A war ship used by the navy that stores human waste (poo) which comes to 'poo war ship'. Which is used to .and signals

Poo war ship is a ship that carries poo.

by I eat tiny orphan children March 08, 2022

SHAM-POO

Artificial excrement, usually made of soft, boyant plastic.

Is that a real turd or sham-poo floating in the pool, Martha?

by Heyrobo127 February 19, 2019

eat poo

Dumbest thing to ever say

Dumbass:Let’s eat poo!
Normal person: no KYS

by It is in my ass September 26, 2018