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I did a poo

When you go on the toilet for an exciting event
I'll tell you when i did a poo in 363 secods
by I like beans on toast July 24, 2023
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Poo-head

A poo-head is an adjective used to describe "an annoying person" someone you dislike for a certain reason
Hey, why did you steal my pump Alex? You're such a poo-head
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Poo

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Poo

Abby: ‘Have u seen what’s in the toilet?’
Holly: ‘errr yeah it’s a poo!’
by Shinypubes123 October 29, 2019
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Poo and pee effect

When an outsider is playing tennis at honda and poo and pees start piling in the courts. They are indigenous to the area and have priority to using the courts since they live in the complex. This will cause a negative effect on the outsider as he can sense the pressure of the poo and pees. This will cause the outsider to have anxiety which results in bad serves and awkward swings because he can feel the poo and pees breathing down on him. The outsider will become nervous and start to make mistakes on the court that he would not of made prior to the arrival of the poo and pees.
Hawk: And that's another missed serve by heater nems! Mercy! He hasn't made one successful serve since the poo and pees came in!

Brenly nems: That's what happens when the poo and pee effect kicks in. It can turn a pro into someone who cant even make a high school team.
by Whoopi/Hafner nems April 12, 2022
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bi-pooing

A sophisticated bath time procedure for real connoisseur's of hair health. It is the process of shampooing one's head with a shampoo and only a shampoo. Followed by a rinse. Followed by an application of a conditioner. And another rinse.

Bi-pooers know how it is meant to be, and adamantly despise brands such as: Head and Shoulders, AXE (hair products), Old Spice, et al.
Him: Hey your hair looks and smells amazing! What is your secret?
Her: I've been bi-pooing my hair for 24 years. Thanks!

Him: Dang! I use a 2 in 1.

Her: You give me the ick.
by runner227 January 16, 2023
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butty poo

1. Coitus; sexual intercourse; the act of copulating.
2. A code word used for “coitus or sexual intercourse” in e-mails, which is less likely to get flagged by the company-installed software that checks for profanity.

From the word "butt," denoting one's backside, but also in many cultures, a word denoting sex + the "y" diminutive suffix; the children's word "poo," while denoting on the one hand, excrement, also connotes familiarity or intimacy between two people.
It was obvious to even the most casual observer that Kate Middleton and Prince William had long before their church-sanctioned marriage exchanged methane and enjoyed not a few instances of butty poo.

(From an e-mail) "No, sis, we saw a play at 7 p.m., had tea at ten, and of course retired to Buffy’s boudoir for some butty poo to round out the evening."
by T.T.T.--Gankinhisshit December 30, 2012
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