fat rat jasmine

A term to describe a fake person who uses someone for materialistic purposes.

"Did Rhonda just ask you for more food?"
"Yea Why?"
"She's such a fat rat jasmine"

by workgeek March 2, 2017

low fat thot

A Thot who is thic but not too thicc, but is a hoe. Classy but a little bit trashy.

Marcus told that low fat thot to close her fat hoe mouth, but she replied, I like it open.

by Lowfatthot1 February 9, 2018

suck a fat dick

suck a fat dick a nastier way to tell someone to suck a fat one or fuck off

my ex girlfriend accused me of cheating on her i told her to suck a fat dick

by bluebear August 28, 2021

Too Fat To Scan

"Too Fat To Scan" or TFTS is an unofficial medical term where a patient is too large to be scanned by standard hospital equipment.

The individuals that fit this category are then usually referred to their local Zoo or Water park, who might own scanning equipment for larger mammals like elephants or whales.

Nurse: "Doctor what are we going to do about this patient? He is Too Fat To Scan!"
Doctor: "It's okay, I already called the Zoo."

Doctor: "Darling, today I had a patient that was TFTS! You should have seen his face when I referred him to Sea World Park!"
Wife: "LOL!"

by JacOP October 5, 2013

fat ass ho

when a woman thinks making her ass bigger is a good thing when in reality she has thunder thighs and is so big she basically looks like a man.

fat ass ho thought that would make her sexy but ain't nobody want some 800 lb. chick crushing your legs bouncing up on you. seriously, you legit need a 12 inch pole to get in there and your legs are the size of my back FOH for real.

by summer_ass_cheese August 11, 2022

Fat Boy Penguin

Fat Boy Penguin is a epic YouTuber who speaks english and norwegian that is 69% gigachad and makes weird/funny content.
If you don't like his content SuBsCrIbE, if you like his content SuBsCrIbE.

"Who needs oxygen anyways lol" -Fat Boy Penguin

by Verified_Gigachad April 27, 2022

ur a fat bitch

When you're fat and a bitch wow you are really annoying you need to chill and eat less because ur a fat bitch

Person 1: hey dude you grew some weight and you seem to be annoying everybody whats going on?
Person 2: NO IM NOT TAKE THAT BACK BEFORE ILL SHOVE YOU'RE FACE IN THE TOILET
Person 1: ur a fat bitch

by JoJoStoneOceanAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH December 19, 2021