Creep Rule

The creep rule is used to make sure sure you don't date someone who is too far below your age. The creep rule is simple. In order to calculate how far below your age you can date you need to use the following method. Take your age, divide it by 2 and then add 7.

Eg. If you are 24 divide your age by 2 (which is 12) then add 7 (which makes 19), If you are 24 then you can date someone who is the minimum age of 19. If you date someone younger than that YOU'RE A CREEP, hence the name "Creep Rule." In order for this formula to work, you must calculate it using the age of the person who is older in the scenario.
Dude, you're 45 and dating a 20 year-old? You're a creep!!!! Creep rule is half-your age + 7. You should date my cousin instead, she's 30.
by Phantom Phobia October 14, 2021
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Rule -1

The unheard rule before rule 0 This rule says that if rule 7443 is broken, you can invoke the power of "I dont give a fuck" to defend yourself, can only be used if "Your mother" has been used by the other person 4 times or more. Once used you instantly win unless they invoke a different power that can revoke this before this rule has been used.
Person 1: fuck i misunderstood that
Person 2: Rule 7443 moron
Person 1: I invoke the power of I dont give a fuck, Rule -1 for more info, Moron
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Rule 1

Rule One of the Internet:

We do not talk about Fight Club.
"But What is Fight Club-"

"Shh. Rule 1"
by Philip, Duke of Parma March 16, 2023
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Rule 1

"What is rule 23." "Stfu you stupid idiot, whats Rule 1?" "Ohhh sorry."
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rule 1

listen, I'm breaking this rn just to tell you

DONT TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB
hey jimmy, heres the rules about fight club,rule 1 dont talk about fight club
by Lorelai_crybaby June 17, 2020
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Rule 1

A rule in multiplayer racing games. The rule for rule 1 is that if two cars lock bumpers head to head, they must accelerate into eachother and keep it that way until one of the cars is bumped out of the lock.
by JarvisBanned December 19, 2020
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Rule 34

a disgusting spam that ruined all of great communities
Rule 34 is... too disgusting I don't want to say
by Anonymous45314561 August 29, 2022
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