You heard me

A New Orleans’ saying. Often used after ever sentence, even when not necessary. Meanings: “you feel me”, just to emphasize your sentence. pronunciation: *new Orleans accent* “urr her mi”

“The saints are going to winning the super bowl, you heard me?”

“Let’s get some hand grenades, you heard me? “

“What time is it, you heard me?”

“Anthony Davis is a dog, you heard me?”

by GooseMrz November 16, 2018

bring me the device

A joke used in the AMAZING SHOW "Whitest Kids U'know", when a Mormon father is angry with his son.

Abusive dad:
"TIMOTHY! BECAUSE YOUR ARE THIRTEEN YEARS OLD, YOU WILL NOW BE PUNISHED AS AN ADULT! EXTEND YOUR LEFT ARM TIMOTHY!"

Wife:
"ZACH, NO!"

Abusive dad:
"SHUSH! GLORIA! BRING ME THE DEVICE!"

by DemmiaPwns March 31, 2009

Don't O'Reilly Me

What you would say to any douche-bag attacking you in a dismissive, bias, ignorant, hypocritical, narcissistic, distortive and incriminating way, much like the douche-bag commentary of Bill O'Reilly.

Guy #1: Dude, I've lost so much respect for you after you called my girlfriend a bitch.
Guy #2: But you said that she was yourself, remember?
Guy #1: That wasn't what I meant.
Guy #2: You're such a hypocrite; you know perfectly well that I was just backing you up after you said it, so get off your high-horse and Don't O'Reilly Me, asshole.
Guy #1: We need to cut to a commercial.

by Ryryq March 21, 2010

Fuck Me Running

An expression that can be used when one is angry, surprised, upset, etc.

Fuck me running, I forgot to pay my electric bill this month!

by BUTT DUR4ANG0 January 13, 2008

Rape Me ATM's

ATMs with outrageous fees. Usually worse at an events such as a concerts or games.

Dude - will you stop somewhere I need to get cash before the concert.

They have ATMS at the concert.

Yeah - but they're rape me ATM's.

by lindy September 3, 2007

pick me girl

a girl that acts thick they "aren't like other girls" and say they are "different" they always say how much they hate girls and how they are dramatic or what not. NO ONE likes them

Example1:

pick me girl: omg all boys go for the basic girls im different and skate!
Example2:
*boys talking about how dramatic girls are*
pick me girl: omg yea IKR they are so dramatic right hahahhaha so annoying for them to overreact right haha

by juan_the_meme November 16, 2020

Rape-me look

Extremely low cut clothes used by women who wish to produce acute Pavlovian Salivation Reflex in desperate-for-sex males.
Promise of fornication without guarantee.

Customer: Is this a too low-cut skirt?
Saleswoman: Yes darling... the perfect rape-me look!

by rperazag May 6, 2010