Milk

What your mom thought he was getting when he left the house...

*Kid*: Mom, where is dad?
*Mom*: I think he went off to go get milk.
NINE YEARS LATER
*Kid*: *Watching the news*, sees Dad get arrested
*Mom*: I can explain...

by _mxmq May 31, 2020

coffee with milk

A coolidiculous or offensive word, depending on the situation, for a bi racial, or perceived to be biracial, personal.

Don't call anyone a coffee with milk if you know they might get offended

by Sexydimma June 5, 2021

Milk placing

It’s when you ask someone where they place their milk in the fridge. Top, bottom, middle shelf areas. If they answer top they are into tops and if they answer bottom they are into bottoms and if they answer middle they are switches.

Where’s your milk placed? The top, it has to be on the top. No it does not it goes at the bottom. Ok now I know, you’re a bottom. What did you jsut do? I just did something called milk placing.

by Ashybutthole June 26, 2022

I am leaving to get the milk

The last thing your father said before he left.

"I am leaving to get the milk." - Your father

Son, I am leaving to get the milk.

by whenimetyainthesuma July 24, 2022

Pop a chocky milk

Pop a titty

When your around others say Pop a Chocky Milk to your significant other to indicate you want a titty picture

by Teletubbster October 21, 2022

Milk

A beautiful and warm liquid that comes from a mammals tit

Human 1: I want Da milk!
Human 2: go to the shop and buy cow's milk then.
Human 1: why buy it when we make it for free?
Human 2: good point...

by Fin_iguess September 19, 2022

baged milk

What most Canadians drink including jwags

I'm jwags I like baged milk

by Gfttcft November 22, 2016