MAY-KNOT

To get punched in the head and get a big knot on your head.

Dang did you see that MAY-KNOT on his head? It may go down or it may not!!

by Nunya22 December 27, 2022

Mai

A hot sexy fox standing at 5 1 who is so obsessed with her boyfriend she masturbates to him three times a night. She is such a good girlfriend. She is very cute it makes her boyfriend want to just eat her. She is also very pretty when I look at her tiktoks or pictures I just admire her beauty and smile. Although she never admits it she is one of the biggest perverts ever. But she is mostly cute and small I can probably finish her in a bite. The most important thing is that her boyfriend loves her sooooooooo much he wants to marry her and live a happy life

I loves you, mai

by Woory January 1, 2023

May 22nd

Everyone who is absolutely stunning is born on May 22nd and they deserve the world , if you meet someone born on this day they are a keeper💖

"I love my girlfriend 💕 and a bonus is she was born on May 22nd!!"

by Rattie<3 January 3, 2023

dit me may

fuck your mom in vietnamese

"dit me may Thai", "dit me may Francis"

by alexandeurtwentyfive July 11, 2023

May hart the fart

My besteee

May hart the fart is the best

by TheMotherFuckingBeauty July 20, 2023

this may contain side effects

When you hear this on a medicine ad, you're done for.

'Buy Your Mom's anti cry pills for your entire family! This may contain side effects...'

"W-w-w-what are t-they?"

'DEATH'

AAA DONT DO THAT

by ༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽ July 22, 2023

May 18

May 18 is the day you celebrate Haitian Flag Day🇭🇹.
Happy Haitian Flag Day to all my Zoes🇭🇹.

Katie: Isn't today May 18?
Amy: Yup its Haitian Flag Day🇭🇹.

by CaribbeanGyalis August 1, 2023