emo kid

a typical result of overwhelming teenage angst, built up anger towards "the man", or some type of abuse. Emo kids can be classified by a random grouping of hairs (usually black or bleached blonde) over one eye, lots of random chains on their clothes, and very tight jeans. They usually cut themselves and look depressed, but don't feel bad, they're really just angry and bi-curious.

Tom- "Look at the emo kid over there in the corner!"
Robby- "Yeah he's such a douche bag!"
Tom- "No kidding! I bet he's bi-curious!"

by fuck_buddy05 November 19, 2009

Kids on a Log

A food item created by ejaculating onto a stalk of celery and placing raisins atop the semen. Celery with the Forbidden Ranch, if you will.

Lil Freddy at lunch-

“Damn I got Kids on a Log for the third time this week!”

by EternalEmailingSystem January 15, 2021

Stray kids

A 8 member South Korean boy group under JYP entertainment.

The member line up consists of; Bang Chan, Lee know, Seo Changbin, Hwang Hyunjin, Han Jisung, Lee Felix, Kim Seungmin, Yang Jeongin

"Holy crap! Stray kids are so talented"
"Did you see the new stray kids M/V
"Who's your stray kids bias?"

by _chained up August 12, 2021

That kid fucks

Buddy does something rad you automatically know “that kid fucks!”

Did you hear Jack called the teacher a bitch, “that kid fucks.”

by Jtsmob11 November 11, 2019

Fissure kid

When a woman’s vagina is so stinky he does her in the ass but because she has a fissure(tear) that runs from the anus to the vagina his sperm gets her pregnant.

My neighbours child is a fissure kid.

by Ditchyourgitch August 15, 2019

Kiddion kid

Generally a kid in gta 5 who teleports to you and kills you in god mode and talks mad shit if he/she kills you. Thinks they are king/queen of the world and can’t he stopped. Can’t afford a real menu so gets kicked by real modders easily.

I just got killed by this kiddion kid someone please kick him.

by HELL999UPSIDE September 13, 2021

karate kid

Someone who has such a gift for karate.

David,Greg,Mel,Tom,Robert,and Karl are all quite the karate kids; they have all earned blackbelts in karate.

by JMC70 March 26, 2017