Jack kirkham

Friendzoned for life

Jack kirkham is full of friendzonedness

by TopShaggerJake July 11, 2020

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Jack Nottle

This boy is a fat whore who doesnt know how to stop cat fishing 60 year old men with his girl voice to suck his 1 inch wonder

You would normally find him around the back alleys of schools with his cock in little boys and girls

Hes the person that if at first you dont succeed lure them into your basment with popsicles

"Wheres jack nottle"
"Hes in the back with school kids"

by Kiddy man August 28, 2020

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stream-jacking

is when someone spams your Google+ stream with lengthy posts so you have to scroll like crazy for posts of your other followees.

Stream-jacking is performed by self-important people who enjoy smelling their own farts.
A stream jacker is highly probable an attention whore

Oh man, this fella is stream-jacking the crap out of my Google+.

I've had it with you and your attention seeking. So long, stream-jacker. (Pressing delete key)

Stream-jack your mama, bitch. (Pressing delete key)

by MrZee June 12, 2012

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jacking the refresh

when one is reached complete boredom, or boregasm, and has nothing better to do than repeatedly hitting the refresh button on facebook. Most often there is no significant change whatsoever, just the same news about how Becky has just gotten her new haircut and she wants people to "hit her up."

None of my friends answered any of my texts, so i was just jacking the refresh until i could find something better to do.

by mickeyd23 March 6, 2011

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Pillow Jacked

When one has insufficient pillows on thy threshold for the amount of bros looking to rest thine heads and at least one bro is left without a pillow because everyone else is a faggot.

Me: Yo dude, I'm hittin' the sack

Bro: Aight me too.

(Takes the last pillow)

Me: What the fuck bro? You totally just pillow jacked me!

by MysterMaan July 31, 2011

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