Any large 50+ year old woman and/or ex-lesbian who's name might be ohhhh.......Sasha and cleans neither her teeth, cunt or flab folds.
by Emma Notakow January 23, 2004
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Also describes the act of Cunt Fucking or fucking ones cunt or that you are currently in the process of fucking you some good cunt.
Also describes the act of Cunt Fucking or fucking ones cunt or that you are currently in the process of fucking you some good cunt.
by mattw91 May 16, 2011
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Get the Cunt bandit mug.An abnormally fucked up midget whom can be hired or enslaved with the help of Mexican midgets in order to trim ungodly, nappy ass pubic hair, that block the puss. Upon purchasing or capturing a Cunt Trimmer, one can expect a slue of non-christian slang by the midget when first encounters the vagina. Examples are hereby posted: Fuck that pussy is nasty! How can you fuck this shit man!, This is nastier and my daughters vagina! etc. The Cunt Trimmer first untangles the 5 inch long matted hair into locks of smelly shit. Upon completion, the Cunt Trimmer eats the hair and regurgitates it inside the vagina thus cleansing the pussy and eliminating any obstacles. A Cunt Trimmer can be bought at your nearest Walmart, just as a pharmacist. You can also find these demons roaming the streets of Atlanta.
"Hey Frank, what did you buy your wife for Christmas?"
"I bought her a Cunt Trimmer. Her pussy was getting so out of hand, i could no longer see her face."
Mom: "So suzzy what would you like for your sixteenth birthday?"
Daughter: "Well mom, i could really use a Cunt Trimmer, my pussy is getting so nasty that my boyfriend wont even sit in the same car with me, let alone eat me out."
OH SHIT, what is that? it looks like Godzilla, call the station. Find a Cunt Trimmer.
The Bitch sure could use a cunt trim.
"I bought her a Cunt Trimmer. Her pussy was getting so out of hand, i could no longer see her face."
Mom: "So suzzy what would you like for your sixteenth birthday?"
Daughter: "Well mom, i could really use a Cunt Trimmer, my pussy is getting so nasty that my boyfriend wont even sit in the same car with me, let alone eat me out."
OH SHIT, what is that? it looks like Godzilla, call the station. Find a Cunt Trimmer.
The Bitch sure could use a cunt trim.
by WG gansta December 16, 2008
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"Man, you should down a jag bomb with me"
"nah, I think I want a mikes hard lemonade."
" why in the hell would you want some CUNT JUICE?"
"nah, I think I want a mikes hard lemonade."
" why in the hell would you want some CUNT JUICE?"
by destructionofyou August 6, 2010
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Commonly used in suburban Sydney Australia.
Commonly used in suburban Sydney Australia.
A) Bro, you are a poor cunt. What the fuck are you thinking selling magnetic water?
B)Also referred to as a Useless Cunt
B)Also referred to as a Useless Cunt
by Esfehani e Esteghladi e Aasemanianzadeh e Khademoon November 2, 2006
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