Chocolate Anchor

A metaphor for describing what is inside a severely constipated individual who has not had a bowel movement in at least five days. A malady frequently associated with fussy or fastidious individuals when they travel.
I have not gone number 2 in a week and I feel like I am hauling around a chocolate anchor.
by MarriedtoMILF February 07, 2021
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Forbidden Chocolate

A type of chocolate that consists of laxatives.
Please be sure not to eat that Forbidden Chocolate, or you will have diarrhea!
by Killercoke2 April 03, 2024
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chocolate trump

When you do what you thought was a fart but actually it was the shits. Usually accompanied by a sudden warm feeling in the underpants...
"Whoa, what's that stain on the sofa?"

"Had to clean up 'cos I did a chocolate trump"
by TrickyTrevMcTrick May 17, 2016
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Chocolate Monster

A turd so mighty and ferocious it almost appears as if it is a monster waiting to devour the world, or even your ass the next time you sit down on the throne.
"Sorry, I left a chocolate monster behind in your bathroom, it wouldn't flush...
by NO1R April 05, 2022
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Chocolate Chip Ice Cream

The towering mountain of cold yummy goodness that makes you feel better after a crappy day!
Being upset over your stupid boyfriend/girlfriend and wanting to drown your sorrows over chocolate chip ice cream.
by Heidi Cruz July 17, 2008
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Chocolate Trespass

Got some dick in bum last night, slipped my boy the chocolate trespass.
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Chocolate Plato

A "chocolate plato" is the EPITOMY of rude. When he speaks it is musings of himself. When he whispers it is about how DOWN-RIGHT sexy he is. He is essentially a "non-essential" human.
Random bystander:
"Are you ok? You seem to be stuck staring at your reflection in thy pondscum"

Chocolate Plato:
"It was last spring I did this last, it reminds me of when I was less obese and more attractive to the females."

Bystander:
*falls into pond and dies of perpetuated narcissism*

This chocolate plato is a gorgon for fools. He's got the bigego. Chocolate Plato = 1; Bystander = 0
by Jack Herrer June 24, 2020
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