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Douche Nozzle

Someone who pulls up behind me at an intersection so close that I cannot see their right turn signal. If they weren't so close and up my tailpipe I would have been able to see their right turn signal and I would have pulled up further so they could have turned right.
That douche nozzle just flipped me off because I wouldn’t give them enough space to turn right !
by Shamu9000 May 20, 2022
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Douche

"Why would you sign a law telling women whether they can have abortions or not? That makes you a douche!"
by Fluthy March 18, 2022
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douche

a douche is a person who thinks they are the bomb when in fact they are not.
by Mickey Blue Eyes 69 February 26, 2011
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Douche-Fog

The art of internationally and without consequence gaze at your cellphone inside the movie theater while the film is playing.
"Looks like he's got a case of douche-fog."
by Chudgypub January 2, 2017
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wonder years douche

Someone that is very condescending, patronizing, straight up rude, etc.
That guy's being a real Wonder Years Douche!
by Hedley Lamarr 15 September 21, 2016
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Douche Tote

A person who is a much bigger douche bag than the regular douche bag
Oh God. Derek is such a douche tote!
by VG131 September 13, 2022
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