Person 1: OMG THE SKY IS GOING SHITTY SHITTY BOOM BOOM!
Person 2: OMG NO WAY!!!
*turns out the world is just Mr. Cox's fat body and its explodes so hard everyone ends up on the moon*
Person 2: OMG NO WAY!!!
*turns out the world is just Mr. Cox's fat body and its explodes so hard everyone ends up on the moon*
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Mara: of course, here you go
*sends picture or video of her naked boobs*
Mara: of course, here you go
*sends picture or video of her naked boobs*
by NiceGuy2910 August 26, 2025
Get the national flash your boobs day mug.When two men scissor legs so that their testicles and erect penises are pressed together, upon assuming this position a third person (male or female) must take a complete mouthful of vodka (without swallowing it), apply a single condom to both shanks, splash more vodka on them, then fully hoop both dicks.
While aboard, the third person must then spit the vodka into the mouths of the first two participants that were wrapped up together, the move only being considered complete when persons one and two have both had a drink and they all yell out "BLYAT" in unison.
While aboard, the third person must then spit the vodka into the mouths of the first two participants that were wrapped up together, the move only being considered complete when persons one and two have both had a drink and they all yell out "BLYAT" in unison.
I just watched three homeless guys pull off a Russian Phone Booth behind the Denny's on MacLeod. It was like a train wreck, I didn't want to watch, but couldn't look away.
by SkumKrank August 27, 2025
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Sam: But can I be on Reddit?
Jesse: bro. Do you even know what coming to the comic book store MEANS?
Sam: it’s not even in the definition to not be on Reddit
Jesse: *see above*
Sam: But can I be on Reddit?
Jesse: bro. Do you even know what coming to the comic book store MEANS?
Sam: it’s not even in the definition to not be on Reddit
Jesse: *see above*
by StagnantMDMA September 1, 2025
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Person 2: "Oh shit, Already?"
Person 1: "Hell yeah"
Person 2: "Oh shit, Already?"
Person 1: "Hell yeah"
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