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Lunch Water

A cool, crisp beer consumed during mid-day meal. This term is usually used as a euphemism for said beverage in situations where alcohol consumption may be frowned upon or prohibited, such as in the middle of the workday at a stuffy office, operating heavy machinery, or during military or other public duties. A lunch water is typically a lighter variety of beer, such as a lager, gose, or session IPA that has a lighter flavor profile and alcohol content to avoid detection by supervisors or narcs. Common consumption locations for lunch waters include the back offices of mechanics shops, cubicle desks, military barracks, and Chili’s.
“Barry, Jim, Emily, and I are heading to Chili’s to grab a few lunch waters at noon, want to join?”
by Lunch Water Enthusiast November 7, 2025
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Water

Something that is not in Africa
There is no water in africa
by YourLocalDruggggDealer December 11, 2021
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Water

mm that water was really good
bro the soup you just had looks good
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waters not wet

laurens ginger” “lol waters not wet”
by lozgx April 27, 2021
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Closed Water

"Who's that cute blonde?"
"Oh, that's Closed Water"
by NOCKOLAS July 27, 2022
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Blue Water Baptism

The act of having an abortion in a porta potty.
Have you seen Rachel?

She's out back giving a blue water baptism to her youngest
by Autisticular Cancer January 22, 2025
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Pickford's Water Bottle

Using pre-written prompts or cheat codes to help you perform well at something like an exam, speech, GTA or penalty shootout. Potentially written on your hand, sleeve, scrap of paper or water bottle.
Jenkins: "What ho Pembo!"
Pembo: "What ho!"
Jenkins: "I say Pembo, how did you manage to ace that Latin exam? You never study."
Pembo (tapping the side of his nose): "Pickford's Water Bottle, Old Chap!"
by centurionsect September 16, 2024
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