kiss my tits

A comeback when someone has put you down. Female equivalent of suck my balls.

Guy: you suck at this game
Girl: kiss my tits

by Baum schniffer September 7, 2018

Your Nan's Tits

Used as a way of garnering attention when the attention is on others.

Attention seeker: Your nan's tits

by Someone Unknown 45763 June 13, 2019

Knocking your tits

When you are playing a joke on your friends, and you finally tell them that you were lying

No I wasn’t actually in the hospital, I was just knocking your tits.

No my penis isn’t the same size as a baby carrot, I was just knocking your tits

Naw baby, I was just knocking your titties, I didn’t sleep with your mom

by Ruandon April 28, 2019

Vag on my tits

The term for when a girl reaches second base with another girl.

You know that party Friday? Well this girl and I hit it off and I ended up getting some vag on my tits.

by Cuddly_kitten August 21, 2019

shit-ass-tits

It is a word used in fustration when you don't know what words to say.

*person falls down stairs
Person2: Are you ok

Person1: Ahhh Shit-ass-tits

by Marvel2100 September 25, 2017

elsa sugar tits

A stripper who works in a shady part of town

“Did you go to Elsa sugar tits down the road yet?"

by Koreilly December 7, 2017

spunk on my tits

Says what it is really.

Jaz: Oh Bratcher spunk on my tits.
Bratcher: Well I'm mid stroking but, for sure. *screams like a whale*

by Just a guy with a cock July 4, 2016