by Felanko July 9, 2018
Get the life in the old dogmug. The act in where a female rejects a male, but the female doesn't want to hurt the males feelings so she says something along the lines of "I want my kids to marry your kids", therefore basically being one of those 'old friends' adults tend to introduce to their kids
guy 1:" dang bro, she said she wanted her kids to marry mine"
guy 2:" bro what 'zone' are you even in right now?"
guy 1:"the old friend zone"
guy 2: "dang bro, harsh"
guy 2:" bro what 'zone' are you even in right now?"
guy 1:"the old friend zone"
guy 2: "dang bro, harsh"
by randomguy382 January 16, 2022
Get the Old Friend zonemug. A type of criminal who is generally from an earlier era where police and criminals had both a level of respect and regard for eachother, had a set of guidelines or morals and was a hard, genuinely tough person. a.k.a when pushing not a person to take lightly.
Person #1: Dad ran into David the other day. Kept saying he always respected him and that he was an "old school crim" or something, not like the pussies today.
Person #2: He's a tough bloke.
Person #2: He's a tough bloke.
by Ares_psychosis December 21, 2013
Get the Old School Crimmug. Booze in general. Usually in something non alcoholic like hot chocolate that he gave to your dad to make him shut up
by Psychedelic shrooms July 24, 2015
Get the grandpas old cough medicinemug. The people that saw you through the murky middle. You might not have known them in the beginning, they might not be there in the end, but they acted as the guards, the controls, that paid the light bill inside the tunnel and obscured the distant beam at end.
“He had an angelic afternoon after work when he walked into the tavern and he got to talk to some of the old guard.”
by Jeremiah Collins June 3, 2025
Get the Old Guardmug. A fine aged Bae much like fine aged wine and stinky cheese. A lover that is older than you and used to be cool 2 presidential administration's ago. He doesn't understand how to be hip but tries- really hard. Confused when young people don't react to his jokes.
Old boo problems (flatulence, back pain, gout, sex injuries, difficulty with technology)
Had to explain "sneakies" to my old boo.
Had to explain "sneakies" to my old boo.
by Crabcate January 24, 2017
Get the Old boomug. 