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Crank a poo

When you are struggling to get a poo out, so you lean your body in different directions to crank a poo out.
Not sure what was going on with my tummy today, but I really had to crank a poo this morning!
by AbbysRoad August 11, 2023
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Crank a poo

When you are struggling to get a poo out, so you lean your body in different directions to get it out using different angles.
Not sure what was going on with my tummy today, but I really had to crank a poo this morning!
by AbbysRoad August 11, 2023
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what the frickity frackity poo

Even worse than regular old curse words 😨 super super bad (can be used as noun and adjective)
A: “omg I just failed my test”
B: “mine is frickity frackity poo material.”
A: “omg what’d u get”
B: “the teacher didn’t like the way I wrote the date so she gave me a -4%”
A: “what the frickity frackity poo”
by iamusingthisusername September 30, 2023
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pee pee poo poo ka ka

by pseudonymleelee November 8, 2023
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big fat poo poo head

"big fat poo poo head" Is an insult, usually used by people below the age of 10.
This insult is one of, if not, the most used insults of all time.
It's origins are unknown, but it is said to have first been used somewhere in the 1970s.

Uses of this insult:
to annoy someone
to get them to shut up
to piss them off
Kid 1: Hey! You're a big fat poo poo head!
Kid 2: WAAAAAAAAAAAA! WAAAAAA! NAUGHTY YOU SAID BIG FAT POO POO HEAD! WAAAAAAAA! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA! MOMMY! MOMMY WAAAAAAAAAAAAA WAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
by godishornyaf November 19, 2023
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Peeing On The Poo

A phrase used to break the silence when you enter a Men's bathroom and there are empty urinals, but a guy is using the stall standing up facing forward. There are only a few reasons that man is using the stall, that way: Stage fright, doing coke, waiting for a gay guy, or breaking up an unflushed piece of poo with his piss stream.
Nick walks into a men's bathroom at a pub and notices empty urinals and a guy pissing face forward in a stall.

Nick: Hey, you peeing on the poo?

Stall guy: (sniffs & flushes toilet) Haha.
by Studs Lonigan III November 24, 2024
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Out of office Poo

A poo that’s not at your usual pooing time
I had such a large lunch, I needed an “out of office poo”.
by BillyJo420 December 20, 2023
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