the town inside me

A tik tok sound used by trans-fems to post trans-fem slideshows, often with an anime cat girl like theme.

Person 1: I keep getting the town inside me slideshows on my fyp
Person 2: stage 1: daniel

by Garfeld67 January 17, 2023

bed me now

an expression of great attraction. Literally meaning "I want you to do me right now."

John: "Hey."
Adrianna: "Oh, bed me now."

by Beebs M October 30, 2010

You're Gay To Me

what you say to someone of the opposite sex that you have zero romantic interest in. a more polite way of saying it's not you, it's me.

Sorry Joe, but you're gay to me.

by squeezyesq. August 6, 2010

slut me out

when someone can do anything to me when having sex

xiomara: ayden wanna slut me out
ayden: ofc your body is my temple

by xiomara harris January 17, 2023

perk-me-up

a pick me up, but better

I'm so tired. Let's get a perk-me-up at Starbucks.

by ringaling June 24, 2009

bring me the device

A joke used in the AMAZING SHOW "Whitest Kids U'know", when a Mormon father is angry with his son.

Abusive dad:
"TIMOTHY! BECAUSE YOUR ARE THIRTEEN YEARS OLD, YOU WILL NOW BE PUNISHED AS AN ADULT! EXTEND YOUR LEFT ARM TIMOTHY!"

Wife:
"ZACH, NO!"

Abusive dad:
"SHUSH! GLORIA! BRING ME THE DEVICE!"

by DemmiaPwns March 31, 2009

fuck me to death

To get bad news, to hear someone you don't like get good news. Or to get good news.

" Bob hit the lottery today". "Well fuck me to death"

by VF-24-Tomcat November 5, 2007