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J-Peterman

The Hemingway-style stories and flowery language used in strain reviews of marijuana on dispensary websites.

The blurbs on bud are like the clothing descriptions in the Jay Peterman catalog on Seinfeld.

"There is just no denying the fun and the versatility of this strain. Nitro Cookies so gracefully articulates attributes from both the sativa and indica side of the spectrum that I have no doubt that you can segue this high into almost any activity. So, whether you’re trying to relive Your glory days, down enough tacos for an army, or just find the perfect accouterment to a night of video games, Nitro Cookies might be exactly what you need." – Jesse Grove, Dope Directory
Hey man, what's the J-Peterman on this leaf?
by Da Do Run Run January 17, 2021
mugGet the J-Petermanmug.

j brenner

omg did you see j brenner at the movies the other day? He is a 9/10
by AlloftheLADIES November 9, 2010
mugGet the j brennermug.

Splushie J

A very wet teddy bear generally filled with joints
Never underestimate a splushie j those things can fuck you up
by Definitely Not A Cheese Grater September 12, 2017
mugGet the Splushie Jmug.

J-way

A passive aggressive , non emotional, smug faced, disrespecting, narcistictial, meth junkie CUNT that couple hops in search of meth fueld 3 way Fuck bangs
Yo so I was really starting to like Illy, but once I discovered she was the one that the phrase J-way originated from....I WAS LIKE ✌️🖕🖕🖕🖕
by Who am i? Me im jus me.. February 24, 2024
mugGet the J-waymug.

J. F. K.

When you explode on a girls face as she screams trying to get out of the car
Dude I totally gave Veronica a J. F. K. last night.
by Brenno69er August 13, 2020
mugGet the J. F. K.mug.

big J

a boy so large that he physically disrupts earth's gravitational rules
"did you see that big J? what a bowling ball."
by welovetoseeit2019 March 26, 2020
mugGet the big Jmug.

Julie J.

An absolutely beautifully perfect girl that should be appreciated by everyone. She has eyes like stars. If you ever come across a julie shield your eyes and ears as you will melt at even the sound of her voice. Julie has an astonishing personality with the most unique and beautiful sense of humour.
Me: man julie j. is perfect 😍😍😍
by Blace85 November 8, 2019
mugGet the Julie J.mug.

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