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Cole’s Law

If you add enough mayo and sugar to a head full of cabbage, someone is bound to eat it up.
The ill-advised conspiracy theorist blogger loaded his viral post with just enough fancy sounding word salad to satisfy Cole’s Law.
by eskwire4real June 20, 2024
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The Otz Law of Map Offerings

A law created by the streamer Otzdarva,

In the multiplayer, non-symetrical, survivle horror game Dead by Daylight, when a player chooses to use a Map Offering, a speciel item the lets them choose the map in which the match will take place, they will disconnect after thirty to ninty seconds due them being babies, and play the game purely to abuse the other team and cry when they fail to do so.
"Kate sent us to Badham, if The Otz Law of Map Offerings is correct, she should DC any second now!"
by Clonfish June 24, 2024
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The original giver of law

Hym "ISN'T 'The Original Giver of Law.' Even in the story... He left a CIVILIZATION... Where they HAD LAWS... No one has ever considered Moses that. Look at the delusion. That's not a thing. Christians making shit up again. Not reality. We will live under the thumb of superstitious delusion forever. This (what I'm doing here) should at least demonstrate to you how unserious they are about other people's lives. Wildly unconstitutional by the way."
by Hym Iam June 24, 2024
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Kremlin's Law

As Orwell Warned Us, Russian bots and trolls will attack anyone who points out the fact that Russian bots and trolls are Russian bots and trolls -- and, further, Russian bots and trolls will accuse the real people of being bots and trolls!

Included in Putin's "Active Measures."
"Did you see that guy STILL arguing that Russia Russia Russia had nothing to do with the theft of the 2016 election?"
"Even after everyone, from the GOP Senate to Trump itself, admitted that Russia began its interference campaign in 2014? Well, I guess Kremlin's Law won't be repealed before Putin is dead."
by the modhatter June 26, 2024
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Stevan's Law

"The delay in achieving an outcome beyond the expected timeframe implies that the event has either occurred previously or is restricted by universal laws"
Stevan's law used to an sentence where you are speaking ethically and emotional. This means that not understanding that what you thinking to happen is already happened or never happen
by Stephen Raj July 4, 2024
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Law Of Crim

When people of both genders are always on your dick
I went out and the law of crim kept stopping me at the bar!
by Scattur July 5, 2024
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Poe’s Law

A law created by Poe that says there’s no way to tell if something is real or a joke
I can’t tell if this Garfield comic is satire due to “Poe’s Law”
by SuperMayro777 July 14, 2024
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