A poor and pathetic excuse for a college. A far better choice would be the one up the road, the University of Toledo. It is rumored that every student at BG either has an STD, is pregnant, or both. Their school colors are puke orange and crap brown. The mascot, which also happens to be the most annoying mascot in the MAC, is a falcon and could literally be blown to smithereens by Toledo's mascot.
"The Bowling Green State University Christmas pageant has been cancelled for this year due to casting problems. After an extensive search of the area, directors were unable to locate three wise men and a virgin."
"BGSU-CKS!"
"It is 1:28 pm, and BG still sucks."
"BGSU-CKS!"
"It is 1:28 pm, and BG still sucks."
by BGSUcks October 6, 2008
Get the Bowling Green State University mug. Also known as a greenie, green-e's are meanies, but cute and lovable. Their favorite color is obviously green and they are known to be hiding in Australia. Often enough green-e's swear like brown-e's but worse. If you meet one the Australian government (health office) recommends running as fast as you can.
by Stan_Hawaii April 27, 2006
Get the Green-Emug. Have you ever screamed "freedom" across a deep canyon as an eagle sheds a tear from above?If so then you've probably been the South Greene. South Greene is a small school at the bottom of the damn Appalachian Mountains. On a normal day the boys drive there lifted truck with and American flag and a Rebel flag to show their pride. More often than not you'll be greeted at the door by and good ole day and he'll say "rebel pride runs deep in the heart of the south".He right. So if you ever move to Greeneville,TN choose SGHS. You could choose West Greene,North Greene,or Chuckey-Doak but then you wouldn't have any pride and you'd probably have to suck off your cousin.
"Dad what does freedom look like in its purest form?"
"Son it's a little place nesseled in The Appalachian Mountains called South Greene High School"
"Son it's a little place nesseled in The Appalachian Mountains called South Greene High School"
by BigdaddyJ February 16, 2017
Get the South Greene High Schoolmug. a TRUE green day fan- A perosn who has listened to Dookie at least and their other albums. If you have only listened to American Idiot, then you are not a true fan. You can't just say you are a fan and you have only listned to one album. And you at least have to know three of the bandmembers names and some info. How hard is that? There are only three members! And if you listen to a song, such as American Idiot or Longview, I don't think you should just say you like the song because it's catchy or whatever. All of their lyrics means something and you should pay attention to that. That is one of the main reasons I luv them! Their lyrics are really powerfull and mean a lot. So that is my opinion of a true green day fan pretty much.
by Greendayfanperson April 22, 2006
Get the a TRUE green day fanmug. when something's not your reason, not your future, not your comfort, not your reverence, not your glory, not your heaven, not your angel, not your spirit, not your message, not your freedom, not your people, not your neighbor, not your baby, not your equal, not the title y'all want me under.
by $NOWKONDR May 25, 2021
Get the red light green lightmug. This is a military patch originating from the 504th flight test squadron, operating out of Groom Dry Lake, and Los Alamos AFB. Most of these projects are classified, and bearers of this patch are prohibited from discussing their occupation, hence, "A Lifetime of Silence". In a 1930's novel and a 1980's pornographic film, they both have green doors that a character cannot gain access to. In addition, the military, and most banks, use green vaults. So, the Green Door could be referencing that there are secrets that the public dosen't have access too. The true meaning of this patch is currently classified, and most likely will not be declassified in our lifetimes.
by AFC. Stanoff October 22, 2012
Get the Lifetime of Silence, Behind the Green Doormug. It's basically regular green eggs and ham but with semen and afterwards the man who ejaculated the semen waves his wrist and says "Shazam!"
by Officer_figpucker69 February 7, 2017
Get the green eggs and ham with jizz and shazammug.