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fucked the nanny

Jimmy: I got another speeding ticket.
Bob: wow, Jimmy you really fucked the nanny on that one.

Jake: My wife is divorcing me and taking everything.
Elwood: What did you do? Fuck the Nanny?
by MnJack December 27, 2009
mugGet the fucked the nannymug.

Closure Fuck

when you done with this nigga but you gotta get one final nut to confirm. closure fuck
"Yeah, me and Kendra are done, but I had to get one last closure fuck last Tuesday."
by haleyohbaby June 15, 2018
mugGet the Closure Fuckmug.

Derivative of fuck

What generally spews of the mouth of a calculus student when they have no fucking clue what all the squiggly lines mean and don't happen to be Asian.
"Do you need help"
"yes, what is the derivative of fuck"
by Not A freaking Asian math nerd November 26, 2013
mugGet the Derivative of fuckmug.

fit the fuck

used largely in the north-east of Scotland, literally meaning "what the fuck?"
"Fit the fuck you lookin' at yi bam"
(What the fuck are you looking at you social inadequate?)
by Spliffman_Z June 28, 2007
mugGet the fit the fuckmug.

fuck it dude

Fuck it dude- a term used by John Goodman in the big lebowski
by decaffeinated December 5, 2013
mugGet the fuck it dudemug.

Money Fucked

When you make an investment and it doesn't turn out so you have less money than you did before. (screwed over with money)
CS Player 1 "I bought an AWP in last round and died, now I don't have enough money to buy a gun this round."
CS Player 2 "You got money fucked"
by caffeineTX May 7, 2011
mugGet the Money Fuckedmug.

Fuck Pond

A Jacuzzi or hot tub.

Usually private or isolated and set into the ground or concrete as opposed to a portable type hot tub, but can be any kind.

Also can specifically refer to a public hot tub that is closed at a certain time, after the hours that its open to the residents.

Frequently used in terms of proposing to have sex in a jacuzzi or hot tub, but can be used as a simple noun.
At night, after everything at the University closed, sophomores would often sneak down to the fuck pond so they wouldn't bother their roommates while they were studying.

When Paul would pick up a girl at the bar, he would take them back to his apartment building's fuck pond.

After we get back from the movies, I was thinking of coming over to your place and using your fuck pond.
by Sonthert August 5, 2011
mugGet the Fuck Pondmug.

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