suck-a-dick

an exclamation; 1. can be used to show disappointment or surprise, 2. or as a retort (like fuck you/off)

1.Bob, "Damn! Someone keyed your car!" You," Suck-a-dick!"
2.Bob, "I can't believe you slept with that girl. She's ugly!" you, "Suck-a-dick!"

by Brad Sackmann March 7, 2008

Trippin dick

To get really really REALLY baked and zone out so you have no idea whats happening, at all. Loosing touch with all but one sense.

(after long silence in car upon reaching a stop light) WHOA DUDE... i'm trippin dick

"Dude, I'm trippin dick, i have no idea what the fucks goin on..."

"Dude Ryan, you were trippin so much dick last night. You thought Iron Bars was the popo."

by B-Wag and E-Ram August 18, 2007

dick slap

what every guy want's to do to there girlfriends/boyfriends.
it's getting your dick hard
and slaping it across there
girlfriend/boyfriends face.

guy: Hey baby look!
girl's face: SMACK!
girl: Did you just dick slap me?
guy: you know it(:

by allisonn August 17, 2007

Dick Monster

A large tree which bears fruit only in the winter.

Lets go climb the dick monster now that the leaves have fallen.

by K-Noodle November 10, 2009

basic dick

A guy who thinks he is "the shit" while he is the exact opposite; the male equivalent of a "basic bitch".

An obnoxious motherfucker that thinks he knows what's up but needs to get the shit beat out of him because he really doesn't know shit. He was a fucking basic dick. (Adam DeMamp in Workaholics)

by BasicDIck February 12, 2014

jacobs dick

Long

My! You have a bad case of Jacobs Dick!

by Hannah Hoppe June 8, 2014

Dick flick

A movie that gives you a boner.

Hey Jerry did you see that new movie it was a real dick flick.

by DMJohnson December 31, 2014