two birds one stone 

a girl sucks two guys dicks at once

Nick: how was it?

Chris: she has a big mouth she "two birds one stoned" me and my friend.

two birds one stone by the itty bitty tittie comity September 29, 2011

The Birds and The Bees 

A kid-friendly way to explain the concept of sexual intercourse. In earlier times, people were embarassed to let alone tell children about sex. With newfound knowledge, they use Mother Nature to explain, so kids know that it is less creepy from the get go.

EVERYONE READING THIS. Watch Carpet Diem (an episode of Gravity Falls). It has a Birds and Bees talk in it, and it is one of the most funniest scenes of any show EVER! Another one on that list has to be an episode of Samurai Champloo, called Bogus Booty. You should watch that too.

As you can probably tell, I watch a LOT of Anime, so there are many more scenes from them in the previously mentioned list.

Bob: Ever hear of The Birds and The Bees?

The Birds and The Bees by K- Eazy September 8, 2015

Quarter Birdie 

A quarter ounce of cocaine. Candy, fine china.

I know some niggaz that'll merk ya for a quarter birdie. You bitch ass niggaz just be lucky that the boy ain't hurtin.

Quarter Birdie by konARTIZT April 27, 2007

Birdie 

an absolute retard.

"Did you hear of what Birdie did to Himeguts?"

"What did they do?"

"Doxxed them over Rayman!"

"Bruh"

Birdie by someone birdie hates May 12, 2020

birdhousing 

an activity in san francisco where a group of drunken males (gaysians) run around pulling the fire alarms inside the red bird houses found almost on every street corner.

We went birdhousing last night and it was fucking crazy, we had to hide in an alley as the fire truck drove by.

Dude we can't go around birdhousing anymore we're gonna get arrested.

birdhousing by heatxsink September 24, 2012

birdsex 

when you have a caffenated drink or or snack in your mouth then you make-out with someone who has done the same. idea comes from how birds feed there young.

dude, i was just chilling there with my redbull and then out of no where this chick just fucking tongues me while she had mt dew in her mouth. love birdsex

birdsex by snipeman September 3, 2012

birdsexual 

Someone who only feels sexual attraction to birds.

“Hey why is he making out with that bird?”
“He’s a birdsexual calm down man he just likes birds.”

birdsexual by Reinwastaken November 11, 2020