yeeting your meat

The action of one taking an axe or a sledgehammer and beating their schlong as hard as possible. It often makes even gay men moan in horniness. When you "yeet your meat" you beat it down with a sledgehammer or an axe. One often "yeets their meet" when their parents are not home and they are on incognito mode.

yeeting your meat: Johny was yeeting his meet on Saturday while his parents were not home. He moaned so loud he got the fish in the nearby lake so horny that they started to asexually reproduce, making for some extremely strange mutations in their offspring.

by Long w e e n boi November 8, 2019

Burn your cookies

let out all your tears and cry, you fat whore

"Burn your cookies girl"

by JOEMAMASFAT November 9, 2019

halt your carriage

said to someone when they’re being sus and need to slow down

Bro 1: “Ima fuck this bitch tonight bro no cap”
Bro 2: “Bro halt your carriage you needa slow down on this shit”

by NalaWyu February 23, 2019

Chill your frosting

Phrase. Chill your frosting is a phrase used to request somebody to de-escalate their rhetoric / argument.

Similar to / can substitute calm down

'Oi, chill your frosting!'
'Chill your frosting, mate'
'Oh him, he needs to chill his frosting'

by sensibl3 May 1, 2019

Katoot your pants

Where you fart and maybe SHIT your pants!

Sarah: Did you just katoot your pants???
Angel: HAHAHAHA FUCK YOU— wait... yeah..

by 🕷 grunger 🕷 May 5, 2019

shat in your cornflakes

When someone’s being a moody fucker you might use this phrase to find out why

Mia:*being a daft moody bugger*
Claudia: who’s shat in YOUR cornflakes?

by Willne has a square head x March 23, 2019

Potatoes in your garbage

What happens in your kitchen when you're high on shatter.

In the kitchen.

Nigel: "I'm going to put my potatoes in your garbage"

Will: "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

by JackVonCrow May 21, 2019