Old lady playin’ squat tag in an asparagus patch

When your homie starts laggin’ behind and starts being lazy as fuck

God damn it Jarvis, quit actin’ like an old lady playin’ squat tag in an asparagus patch and get movin.’

by Don’tbelievethehype August 1, 2020

the old baked plum

Bum.

From Cockney rhyming slang. Usually used to describe where a gay man 'gets it'

"Have you heard Murphy likes it up the old baked plum"

by Fruitybutt May 3, 2017

The days of the old republic

Used to refer to a time period in the past where things were better.

In the days of the old republic I had much more freedom than I have now

by YuOfTheNight April 1, 2019

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 9, 2025

Old Oak Tree

slang term that teenagers use before meeting up for a sketchy social gathering in a mysterious location

Guy: hey wanna go smoke some kush

Guy 2:yea sure meet me behind the old oak tree

by iimZaach March 7, 2011

How old am I?

Are you for real that stupid that you dont know how old you are

"How old am I?"

Why the hell are you asking me? I DONT KNOW YOU

by TheDiamondLegend(alt 1) September 19, 2022

Ye Olde Bussy

Ye Olde Bussy is an old man who is willing to be a bottom but has also been a bottom for a while.

"I was tapping Ye Olde Bussy"
"Your grandpa got that Ye Olde Bussy!"

by Itain'tObeeezy March 27, 2024