Jacking off

Helping your uncle Jack get off of a horse.

That guy was Jacking off in the stock yard.

by Kid with assburgars March 1, 2019

Berk-Off

burk awf, burk of

Noun
1. One who plays an overly ambitious solo that is out of place with the song and doesn't resonate with the other musicians or anybody in the audience.

Verb
(berking off)
2. The act of stepping all over the music with a pretentious solo which showcases the player's ego rather than the player's musicality.

Note: For Circle-Berks, see "jazz"

Noun: "Killin solo but it got boring right around the 30 minute mark, you Berk-Off"
Verb: "Everybody left the venue because the guitar player was just berking off all over the audience."

by Phrostymatt June 12, 2018

Smurf off

Is when the person who started the smurf off, usually a Squeeb, throws a little blue man at you and runs away laughing an evil laugh.

"Ahhh.. Smurf off.. Mandy" .. Runs away " muahha hahaha"

by Lexaaaasss June 15, 2018

Fuck off!

A phrase used by Semmet whenever he feels it is necessary.

Mrs Miller: Okay guys we will be taking a quiz.
Chris: a FAT quiz!
Semmet: Chris, FUCK OFF!

by Semmet June 16, 2018

snap it off

Breaking off a poo in half, when it's still half in your butt.

"Snap it off, the bus is coming"

by Winetour January 23, 2019

Off Message

A statement, action, or image that conflicts with the curated public persona an individual or an organization attempts to project.

The vegan went off message when he devoured a bacon wrapped filet mignon at the steakhouse.

by carpenoctem15 September 23, 2018

Rip-Off

When a lol player says a mobile moba game is a ripoff of lol

Lol player: lmao mobile legends is just a rip-off game of lol
Dota player: U guys keep saying that every time when u don’t realize lol is a rip-off game of Dota

by ΔPΟLLΟ May 30, 2018