Sloppy Joe Rogan

When a guy takes a dump in a girl's hand and she then jerks him off with that hand using the poop as lube.

I paid this hooker $100 to give me a sloppy Joe Rogan last night.

by Stee Fornera January 10, 2007

Port St. Joe

small paradise town with 2 redlights and more gossip than should be legal; best place in the world.

Oh my stars! Port St. Joe is so awesome!

by BBTV April 18, 2009

joe pesci syndrome

A trait that small dogs (I.e. chihuahua's) and short people have where they always seem to have an attitude problem thought to be linked to there height.

I shouldn't have gotten a Chihuahua, that little bastard has a bad case of joe pesci syndrome.

by A pirate who can read August 13, 2019

joe weird uncle

That one uncle that tries to touch your no-no square.

Joe weird uncle: just let me touch your no-no square once, please.
Little boi number one: no I don't wanna

by uibh5st69 March 9, 2020

The Joe Rogan Theorem

Out of all possible combinations of events there will always be at least one that will make it possible for someone to be on the Joe Rogan podcast within the space of a week.

Dude I'm so freaked out thinking about "The Joe Rogan Theorem".

by guldan November 11, 2021

joe mikey mapa

1. pseudo-minor Christian celebrity
2. self-professed G.O.A.T.

3. SCC's bff

Oh my goodness! I got my pick signed by a joe mikey mapa.

by enneagram4fromslytherin July 27, 2021

Billy Joe Saunders

Gypsy boxer who gives zero fucks

Billy Joe Saunders slapped Deontay Wilder with a chicken like a bitch.

by Braintank October 9, 2018