Parked

Being completely PARKED after slamming down chick-fil-a with your bros. On occasion using the E- brake.

Me and the bros were PARKED after demolishing spicy chickens sandwiches at Chick-fil-a

by Joeycuzz19 November 30, 2018

Dirty parks

When you have a sword fight with a trans Asian in the woods only to be caught by a gay park ranger who you end up going home with.

I was part of a dirty parks move the other day, started with my Asian friend and ended with my new gay lover!

by Dirty dirk digler May 2, 2024

Parked

When something is boring, uninteresting, or uneventful.

Man, Mr. Johnson's class was so parked today

by whybrr April 12, 2024

penis parking garage

A person's mouth that is large enough for at least 2 penis'

Samys penis parking garage was well known by all on the football team some times up to four would park at a timecock suckered

by gmoney February 24, 2015

linkin park

the best band

person 1: linkin park is good
person 2: bro it's 2023 linkin park is shit 💀
person 1: stfu

by a weem a we a weem a we eeeeee August 22, 2023

parked

booorrring. bored. nothing is happening.

"this week is so parked."

"do you want to go to Annabelle's house?"
"nah that bitch is parked."

by gayratz May 18, 2024

Fall in the parking lot

The gayest finsta name of all time

Alex: What the fuck does that mean
Autumn: huh, I love keegan
Alex: it makes sense now

Fall in the parking lot

by Utimatedad101 August 19, 2018