jack-in-the-box 

A jack in the box is a diarrehia explosion where it doesn't make it in the toilet. Instead, all over the bathroom and walls.

Oh shit I just jack-in-the-boxed.

jack-in-the-box by flowerchild91 October 6, 2008

jack shit 

A poker hand, especially in Texas Hold 'Em, that includes a jack and an unsuited card under 10.

I'm gonna raise you and go all-in even though I have jack shit. Or, Aw, you're bluffin' me, I bet you have jack shit so I call.

jack shit by stinkygordo January 19, 2009

jack and jill 

Jack and Jill song..........................

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch some marijuana
Jack got high and dropped his fly and said 'do ya wanna'
Jill said 'yes' and you know what's next
silly Jill forgot her pill
Now there's a lil' Rex

jack and jill by ?.?.?.?.? August 25, 2006

jack ass whisperer 

THE MASTER OF ALL JACKASSES

The Jack ass whisperer is the ultimate master of all people or things not cool!

jack ass whisperer by What. The January 14, 2014

Jack 'n shit 

When u masterbate while taking a crap

Aimed towards boys

Friend: Aye bro what u doing in the bathroom
You: I'm doing a "jack 'n shit"
Friend: better use a Kleenex

Jack 'n shit by Barkeisha January 2, 2017

Jack Murphy

Genuine, but a douche. no one really likes a Jack Murphy but people know who he is. A Jack Murphy is kind of nerdy kid. He has a small group of nerdy friends. The popular kids hate him but her doesn’t care.

Wow look at Jack Murphy he is so ugly.

Jack Murphy by qwertsquirt February 24, 2019

Jack Easterby 

The king of comedy and an all around good guy. He makes the ladies as wet as Niagara Falls and the perfect guy. He isn’t immortal but he has been mistaken for one.

* Not a fury

“A god has come to earth! Oh wait that’s Jack Easterby, nevermind.”

Jack Easterby by Muhammad Will Jones December 22, 2020