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Douche Uniform

The combination of a lax Pennie, high socks, flip flops, sunglasses, and a baseball hat flipped 180% degrees. The douche uniform is most commonly sported by the lax bro, who will usually be seen with his girlfriend sporting the same attire.
non lax-bro-Game today?
lax bro- nah dude
non lax-bro- then whats up with the pennie?
lax bro- Bro, are you talking about?
non lax-bro- you know, the douche uniform?
lax bro- I still have no idea what you're talking bout bro
by penniedestroyer May 6, 2011
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Douche Nozzle

Similar to Douche Bag but with a more dirty feel. When the term Douche Bag is just not strong enough.... adding the drippy end makes it douche bag x 10.
That guy is a real "douche nozzle" ...
by Stinky Finger Friend February 13, 2014
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Douche'

dou·ché
do͞oˈSHā/
exclamation: douché

(in fencing) used as an acknowledgment of a hit to one's opponent, who happens to be a douche.
used as an acknowledgment during a discussion of a good or clever point made at one's expense (who happens to be a douche) by another person.
Walking to my car after work this evening. A group of 4 young dudes walks up to the crosswalk the same time I do. As we wait I hear them chatting among themselves. One turns to me and says "nice hair. Did ur mom fuck a smurf?". To which his buddies laugh. Without missing a beat I look at him, smile, and say "nice face. Did ur mom fuck a horse?" His buddies literally double over howling with laughter. "Douche'!!"
by ForgingGraphemes September 9, 2016
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ear douche

The comforting that females give each other when one has been seriously bitch burned.
Ashley :" OMG Becky don't believe her, you have the most perfectly groomed brows I've ever seen, you know she's just jealous , Jenny said Scott is dumping her for being such a bitch, seriously" Becky : " ok, thanks for the ear douche ! High 5! Let's get a mocha"
by Shmuckatellee October 13, 2015
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douche

a douche is a person who thinks they are the bomb when in fact they are not.
by Mickey Blue Eyes 69 February 26, 2011
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Douche-Fog

The art of internationally and without consequence gaze at your cellphone inside the movie theater while the film is playing.
"Looks like he's got a case of douche-fog."
by Chudgypub January 2, 2017
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wonder years douche

Someone that is very condescending, patronizing, straight up rude, etc.
That guy's being a real Wonder Years Douche!
by Hedley Lamarr 15 September 21, 2016
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