douche

a douche is a person who thinks they are the bomb when in fact they are not.

For example Woodles is a douche.

by Mickey Blue Eyes 69 February 26, 2011

douche bag

A douche bag is a variant of your standard asshole in that he is an asshole, but there is something that you actually envy about him or his lifestyle.

You get cut off by an asshole in a Hummer and notice his smoking hot trophy wife. This moves him form asshole to douche bag.

by turbododge April 11, 2010

soul douche

cleansing of an evil, black soul

"bitch please, you're so nasty, you need a soul douche!"

by EG67 June 14, 2012

douche brag

The art of posting photos or comments to social media, often using reverse psychology, in hopes of receiving validation for your false modesty.

Girl: Hey, check out Eric posting pics of his abs again. Oh, look he commented too..."FML, I'm too fat".
Other girl: What a douche brag!

by G_Hook October 17, 2017

Douche Nozzle

The appendage portion of a liquid feminine hygene product. Often used as a derogatory term for utterly useless persons

Mz. Thugz is a douche nozzle.

by The stoutness September 28, 2008

ear douche

The comforting that females give each other when one has been seriously bitch burned.

Ashley :" OMG Becky don't believe her, you have the most perfectly groomed brows I've ever seen, you know she's just jealous , Jenny said Scott is dumping her for being such a bitch, seriously" Becky : " ok, thanks for the ear douche ! High 5! Let's get a mocha"

by Shmuckatellee October 13, 2015

wonder years douche

Someone that is very condescending, patronizing, straight up rude, etc.

That guy's being a real Wonder Years Douche!

by Hedley Lamarr 15 September 21, 2016