1. An actual cake, preferably with an icing depiction of a sad face, served to mark a real or perceived sad occasion.
Upon learning the project's key contributor and quasi-leader was being transitioned off the project, the team promptly baked and ate a sad cake.
I'm sorry to hear that you had to find a new home for your pet goldfish; here, I made you a sad cake.
I'm sorry to hear that you had to find a new home for your pet goldfish; here, I made you a sad cake.
by EBinPDX December 2, 2014
Get the sad cake mug.A store bought cake made by machines not human hand.
Typically dry and bland.
Not to be confused with the cake mix you can buy in a box like betty crocker.
Typically dry and bland.
Not to be confused with the cake mix you can buy in a box like betty crocker.
by Dangitbilly November 1, 2013
Get the bot cake mug.A euphemism for Throat Cake that is sometimes used by the bashful when they don't want to talk about having semen in their throats, instead referring to 'cake'.
I had so much 'cake' stuck in my throat after I went up to Steve's room last night. I didn't know whether to spit it out or swallow it. I totally had cake throat.
by Deep Cakethroat December 4, 2013
Get the cake throat mug.When a chick (normally with a fat-ass) sits right on the top of a guy's full blown boner. *It hurts like hell*
Guy 1: Damn bro, you good? Why are you holding your dick like that?
Guy 2: I just came from inside the party. There was this BAAAD BITCH with a huge butt...
Guy 1: Ayyyye! My boy got some ass!
Guy 2: Well it was good and all at first when she was grinding on me. Out of nowhere I looked down and I had a full-f*cking-chub!
Guy 1: And you f*cked her?! Congrats bro, didn't you had it in you.
Guy 2: Not exactly, I took a seat and didn't realize my little man was standing tall. All of a sudden her ginormous ass crushed my dick and bent it. SHE BENT MY F*CKING BONER!!!
Guy 1: Ouch...Cake On Top Of The Candle?
Guy 2: Exactly...*Falls over passed out*
Guy 2: I just came from inside the party. There was this BAAAD BITCH with a huge butt...
Guy 1: Ayyyye! My boy got some ass!
Guy 2: Well it was good and all at first when she was grinding on me. Out of nowhere I looked down and I had a full-f*cking-chub!
Guy 1: And you f*cked her?! Congrats bro, didn't you had it in you.
Guy 2: Not exactly, I took a seat and didn't realize my little man was standing tall. All of a sudden her ginormous ass crushed my dick and bent it. SHE BENT MY F*CKING BONER!!!
Guy 1: Ouch...Cake On Top Of The Candle?
Guy 2: Exactly...*Falls over passed out*
by Mr. Anonymous435 January 26, 2015
Get the Cake On Top Of The Candle mug.The culmination of such profound stupidity that it can only be described as the product of various kinds of stupidity (these being the ingredients of the cake) Combined to make the end product of all these baked into one retard.
Friend 1: Yo Steve is such a tard cake that he thought cold blooded creatures produced their own cold.
Friend 2: wow, what a tard cake.
Friend 2: wow, what a tard cake.
by Grim Reeker January 26, 2015
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