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man or bear

An argument which arose on tiktok where women would choose a man or bear to stumble upon their unconscious body in the forest.
Woman 1: Man or Bear?
Woman 2: “I choose bear, the bear can’t rape me or use me.”
Woman 3: “Can’t the bear just maul you to fucking death?”
by hynap May 13, 2024
mugGet the man or bearmug.

Oogly bear

by Super_Epic_Person79 February 26, 2024
mugGet the Oogly bearmug.

National Grizzly Bear Day

A day where you eat mass amounts of salmon and blueberries.
Dude, it’s National Grizzly Bear Day.

Man, I bet those Salukis are eating good tonight.
by User 98702 October 25, 2023
mugGet the National Grizzly Bear Daymug.

bear moon

How gay men describe the bare ass of a heterosexual man
Dude he had the best bear moon. Totally wanted to smash it
by Aliasdove September 5, 2017
mugGet the bear moonmug.

Booger Bear Baby

A girl that belongs to Colby that has a nice ass and no one else can touch
Damn did you see that booger bear baby
by $paigejourdy January 16, 2021
mugGet the Booger Bear Babymug.

Bear policy

Your company's policy for what to do if something happens to an employee if they quit

because of a ridiculous personal phobia (such as being eaten by a bear or squashed by a city bus) or actually get eaten by a bear. (Hence the policy name).
Shit! What's to my company's bear policy? What plans do we have to preserve that person’s knowledge or do we have someone else at the company take on their role? And why is a bear policy called a bus policy in the UK?
by Sexydimma May 16, 2022
mugGet the Bear policymug.

Bear Skin

The prized possession of any creature, if broken will cause said creature to destroy everything
I have my Bear Skin
mugGet the Bear Skinmug.

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