beans

a cat that has one single braincell in his tiny head. that braincell is tv static.

is that beans the cat?

yeah! he's a dumbass with one braincell.

by thebestemma November 25, 2021

beans

Coined by the subreddit r/madeofstyrofoam. It refers to fat because people say that fat looks like canned beans.

Yesterday I cut so deep I hit beans.

by duewizard September 01, 2020

beans

sex.

I just had beans.

by tonydunn June 15, 2022

BEANS

When someone sees the word beans they might sometimes say, “BEEAANNSS”

Ex: She made BEANS what the heck

by Ace Massari August 03, 2021

Beans

The one and only source to find true power.

Tim: why the fuck are you glowing?
Tam: idk I just ate some beans

by IhadAnAsignmentDue5DaysAgoHelp September 12, 2020

Beans

Another word for good, cool, or nice.

That movie was beans.

by Wurth it January 14, 2024

Beans

Beans is a term used in self-harm when you hit the third layer of your skin (Fat). This results into severe pain and possible uncontrollable bleeding. If you accidentally hit this layer seek medical attention if you can't stop the bleeding after some time.

"I hit beans and can't stop the bleeding"
"Go to the ER/ Urgent care you could have hit a vain"

by V1ZE December 20, 2024